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ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev ·
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POV: You're a programmer

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    There are far more male programmers… As a programmer, be gay or stay alone… Choose!

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      Can programmers only be with other programmers or am I missing something?

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        But you kind of have to leave the house for that… I mean… We talk about programmers…

        /s

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        “JSON parser 100% from scratch in Haskell in 110 lines” doesn’t get you horny? I guess some people are just wired differently.

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      Oh that explains why my wife is gay

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        If she was around the same cs students as me then yeah

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          Ouch!

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        She sleeps with men, that’s pretty gay

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          There are a lot of things she does but that aint one of them

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      There are those who transition, so a significant chunk of that male programmer population is “male” as in quotation marks, only that some transition earlier than others. Does not guarantee that you can get the transgender autistic puppygirl (or other variations) of your dreams, since many of them are lesbians.

      But also feel free to look outside your field for a partner. It’s okay to date an artist as a programmer.

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        I think programmer should be seen as a gender itself.

        I’m currently transitioning myself, already have a homeserver and a Linux PC, can’t wait to be a real programmer.

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          I detransitioned from being a programmer and all I have is depression since, maybe I should retransission into being a programmer

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      It’s not gay if I’m wearing programming socks.

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