I’m saying it might technically be outside earth’s orbit, but it is orbiting earth pretty close. So maybe technically but having to reach for a ‘technically’ supports my point.

And also I dont think we could get a person to the moon and back right now.

Moon orbits what? Doesn’t count as leaving. Might be technically out, but kind of only supports my point.

Also I don’t think we still have capacity to do that as a species, but am not sure where the Chinese space program is focused on so can’t say for sure.

Just means they hadn’t ruined the world enough. They’ll try again.

Wrong guy.

The great thing now is that we are currently ending the world, so there won’t be anywhere for that civilization to be.

Dont say space.²

If you want a future, kill your masters.

If you want to kill yourself and everyone else, get yourself some weed and eggs Benedict, and just keep doing what you’re doing¹.

¹assuming you’re not spectacularly cool. If you’re spectacularly cool a change in behavior may be required.

²Nobody who says that has ever allowed a serious expert into the same room as them. It may not be theoretically possible, we certainly aren’t within a century of unsupported space settlement. We haven’t even sent a person out of orbit yet.

Only the apocalypse is important. After that we can hand him over to the Zionists for their rape and torture prison.

Man, I feel exactly the same about loving wrap dresses. Bitch who popularized them was nearly as bad as Rowling.

hesitantly

‘Swiss army man’ is absolutely real art. It’s just weird and hard to watch and includes dirty jokes. Don’t be a dick. Haven’t seen the other.

Okay, so the only thing really missing is the x-ray vision. The whole point is that he’s under cover/being Clark kent like the entire time, so he doesn’t necessarily need to fly.

Could work.

They would help with thrusting.

Hopping women, walking men, anyone in a wheelchair, daleks.

If anyone else has to pee, they can go outside.

When is superman off copyright? Not too long after mickey mouse, right?

Edit; wait, anti-zionist, so any money going to it would be shut down¹ instantly unless it was bags of cash. No reason to care about copyright then.

¹by the christofascists who actually do control the banks

Reformatted. The footnote was originally about the Donald ducking of an outfit with a hentai print shirt 19th century goggles and a truly awful scarf.

Okay so fuvk identity around ignorance. You don’t have to fashion hard every day. You can do this at various levels of effort, once you set it up.

At easiest; put something together, set it and forget it until something breaks. Straight up design yourself as a character. It doesn’t have to be baroque.

For a little higher effort, but not too much: set up your pre selected outfits on a spectrum of hot/gross and nerd/farmboy. Add a weather dimension.

It sounds like you really value comfort and ability to move. I promise you can do better than you have been in the right clothes. I can’t speak to the climate(s) you find yourself in, so I’ll keep it vague.

Look up what colors compliment your skin tone, maybe hair color. Tend towards those and neutrals fit to your environment. You can find a chart. Spend one day needing out on this and you got it. You’re proud of your arms? Get a few pieces that show them off. Bare or translucent/mesh panels, something with clingy fabric for cold days. Get a coat that fits the fuck out of you. Two and sweaters if you live in a cold climate. Keep it in a narrow enough spectrum you can’t mismatch anything too hard, or have two sets that dont overlap. Then you’re wearing for the weather.

Maybe wear some of it around the shop til it starts to pick up a little wear or a couple stains-keep a nice set or two for more formal events. Generally prints with higher kolmogorov complexity(like a Hawaiian shirt or album cover) to look more casual/silly, block colors to look more crisp/severe/tough. Stripes or the boundaries between lines to draw the eye (if theyre looking at your core, they’re not looking at your arms) Lowish kolmogorov complexity printed patterns (houndstooth, plaid, paisley, checkered) are a little more advanced but generally more of a gambit, I’d skip em in your case.

Want to de-emphasize arms? Shirt with light core gradients out to darker neutral¹/cool² color or t/tank with black long sleeved or stand alone sleeves under, use a similar trick with patterns, moderate temperature throughout day by tossing shit in your car. A thing with a logo, probably a band sports team or your fav Linux distro logo shirt and stand alone sleeves/undershirt is going to work well for this.

Accessories: these dont have to be frivolous. Sure, you could go Iranian style jewelry and a vest/fancier pants for formal events to unchavify yourself explicitly, or you could go for scarves and tools/utility knife. Fuck it, wear a tool belt to the bar or grocery store as a fashion move or ‘in the hopes I get to fix something!’

You want to create a visual flow, controlling where peoples eyes go. To avoid overdoing, think of it a little like Sudoku: separate yourself into a 3x3 grid and put no more than two accessories in each row/column.

Re: off rack suits

Dude people who have muscles need tailored clothes. Sad but true. Get one really good one. Don’t wear that when youre going to work with your hands.

You could see this as more effort, but think about time spent in your day that you feel uncomfortable or want to hide/emphasize a feature. Can consolidate all that in the morning.

I dont know how men and straight people work, but I know I have outfits I wear when i do/dont want to be hit on. It’s not that hard to set up and shop for.

A good tailor will be willing and able to help you with all of this. If you’re feeling spendy, you can do it all in one fitting+block order and some accessory recommends; plus they’ll know men’s fashion better and everything will fit like a fucking dream.

¹black gray brown white

²blue green purple

No, its measured in mph/kph and the clocks would speed up too.

I’d watch that movie. Whether he tries to kill them back or it’s pure non-cathartic comedy.

Style is a display and telegraphing of your personality.¹

Also, unless you’re ace, you probably want her to think you’re hot. You know how you like when a lady knows how to clothes good and dresses up and looks really fucking hot?

She wants something roughly equivalent, but has given up and dismissed it as fantasy.

If you wear something very fancy, it doesn’t just say ‘I am fancy’ it says ‘this is what I think is fancy, and I’m confident enough to wear it around and take the risk’.

Like, you wouldn’t expect the same behavior and relationship from punk leather jacket guy, lumberjack, bard, thinks-hes-a-wizard, business-devil, and the guy wearing a silk button down hentai print shirt with a first-Doctor-scarf aviator goggles mirror shined shoes but fully donald-ducking it. Would you?

You are why straight girls are all tragic figures.

Cost efficient, though.

I’m not willing to argue with you. I’ve argued this with you¹ a thousand times, you are not rational. Everyone who reads your shit knows what I’m talking about. Ask them.

¹perhaps with a different name and face, but otherwise indistinguishable. It gets tedious.

Okay but consider this black leather jacket to go with, or some accessories so you don’t get mistaken for a tech bro. Maybe a mixed fabric panel to show that region you’ve been working out? Vest or unbuttonable portion?

Or pants of some sort to go with it? Maybe?

I’m not straight, I dont even like you people, but for fuck’s sake learn to dress yourselves so I dont need to console my (often hot) straight friends or hear their absolutely heartbreaking ‘he used conditioner and owns two pairs of jeans in different styles!’ Exclamations of joy.

Yeah, damn.