Dude, you got my vote. I don’t care if you’re black, white, brown, yellow, blue, or change your color like some RGB lights designed to give people seizures. Guy, girl, trans, both at the same time or neither, replace all your toes with vaginas and your fingers with dicks, I don’t give a fuck. As long as they are consenting adults, I don’t care if you are single, married, in a thruple, or got whatever the fuck was going on in that show sense8. I will put up statues of you, I will put up portraits, I will get tattoos (that’s right I said multiple) of you and even let you choose the images.
If you can manage to make good on your promises and somehow avoid f****** any children along the way, then you will be my personal hero.

Edit: You know what, I’ve come back to sweeten the pot for you. Any time you want, night or day, you can stop by and fuck one of my couches. I’ve got 2 couches, a love seat, and this sassy little chair that can’t decide if it is a small love seat or a really large chair.