Inb4 “wait where do I get the free penises?”
But how much IS this free penis man??
The pictured guy isn’t Penis Man. He was just expressing his support for what Penis Man represents: standing firm and proud in the face of insurmountable odds, juggling all the balls that life throws at you, and giving full-throated support to those around you.
He looks so incredibly pleased with himself
he looks like he has a mandalorian brother, whose hobby is to collect orphans
Ballengee isn’t the first person linked to the “Penis Man” graffiti in Tempe. In 2020, Dustin Shomer faced 33 charges, including criminal damage, aggravated criminal damage, and trespassing, after spray-painting the same phrase on buildings throughout the city.
Tempe police arrest man suspected of ‘penis man’ graffiti
Heroes
Shomer, who called the incident a “cop overreach,” later claimed he wasn’t the only one responsible, telling reporters at the time, “I’m not the original. There’s a whole Penis Man army out there.”
The penis thickens
cock is a good slant replacement for plot
Penis Man isnt a hero. Hes an idea of the greater good that lives in the hearts and minds of people everywhere
I’m not the man they think I am at home
Oh, no, no, no
I’m a Penis man
Penis man!
Why is penisman hot
It’s that damn smile
Robert Redford in his prime vibes.
He could have used his powers for good…
The hero we need, not the hero we deserve
Real life Joker.
Thought that was David spade for a second there
Maybe Patrick Wilson could play him in a lifetime movie?
They’d use Chris Pratt for the better box office return.
It would be Pedro for sure.
I honestly thought it WAS Pedro at first!
…this is a hero/ine…no shaming…
