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finetuning@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 hours ago

Thought experiment

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finetuning@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 hours ago
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  • Matriks404@lemmy.world
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    One time I was drunk enough that I’d do that if I saw a incoming tram.

    That said, after many self harm actions, depressive thoughts and other stupid shit I’ve done while drunk, I decided to not drink more than 2 beer in a single day, lol.

  • iThinkDifferentThanU@lemmy.world
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    yes but only if I was either a Republican or a wealthy shitstain

  • Senseless@feddit.org
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    Nah, I prefer methods that don’t inconvenience others.

    • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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      The trolley is driven by AI, and is used to transport bottled water for Nestle…

      • Senseless@feddit.org
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        Still someone has to clean the mess and I don’t want to traumatize them. Same with jumping off bridges or buildings.

      • ZJBlank@lemmy.world
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        Oh FUCK yeah, lemme get some propane tanks and fireworks to bring with me

      • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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        Can I throw a molotov on the trolley instead?

  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    Y

    • Oxysis/Oxy@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      E

      • Metostopholes@midwest.social
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        A

        • somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          H

          • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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            6 hours ago

            Goodbye.

            • somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              why did we even oujia here?? this is not c/askoujia

              • dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                ouji started before the dedicated board existed

              • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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                Why not?

              • Da Bald Eagul@feddit.nl
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                Science Ouija isn’t about why - it’s about WHY NOT. Why not marry safe ouija if you love it so much? In fact, why not ouija a special safety door that won’t hit you on the butt on the way out, because YOU’RE FIRED!

  • ignoble_stigmas@sh.itjust.works
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    Don’t tempt me, lemmy stranger

    • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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      Do you want to get trammed? Is the ‘t’ silent? 😏

  • kelpie_is_trying@lemmy.world
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    No, but I do think really hard about it whether I want to or not. That void do be callin sometimes

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    Knowing me, there will be some way I survive under a tram

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