Me to my homie when we get out of the pool and theres water in his ear
You see, by laying on your left side, you’ll be able to fart and your gas pain will go away.
“But RFK Jr says this will prevent polio”
“I got an orbee stuck in my ear, guys!”
“What a drama queen! I quoted him 100. It was a fair price.”
Ugh… this headache is killing me
Do you think he’s alright guys?
i’d love to know the title of this one, it’s epic
Acornucopia
yeah sure, thanks bud…
for everyone wondering it’s the Workshop of Mattia Preti - The Martyrdom of Saint Gennaro
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“I’mma jus gon lay here for, a coupla hours”
“Man dont sweat it dude, we gonna catch some stuff”
“I dont know, I’m kinda tired”
“Nah we’ve gotta basket, we’re gonna fill that basket before we go”
“Alright bruh”
“Cos the other fish is better”This is why you don’t stick things in your ear, Edward.
The papal beverage fountain was a smash hit at the Vampire wedding.
I wonder if vampires can drink pope blood. Does it have the same effect as holy water, or is it normal blood?
Considering the sins of the Church, I assume it’s like Vampire Brawndo, the thirst mutilator.
This one’s the closest to my idea: We’re out of pope juice, bring in another
If I die here, tell my ancestors to make a cute anime girl with cloths as yellow as mine. They will know what this means.
Frankenstein’s monster getting his nuts checked
Gotta be a better way to get a pope’s tears
That’s not what I meant when I said give me head.
