• CustardFist@feddit.nlOP
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        1 month ago

        Please don’t. I’ll tell you.
        Only female mosquitoes bite and drink blood for getting the protein they need for producing eggs.
        Hence the boobs under the skin tight sweaters.

        • sad_detective_man@leminal.space
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          1 month ago

          it’s okay, I was actually going to do the alcoholic existential crisis anyway 👈😎👈 but now I have the true mosquitoe tiddy lore in addition to that so it’s a win/win/win