• Aeao@lemmy.world
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    "MIND-YOUR-OWN- BUSINESS MAN!!!

    COP: he plans to rob six banks in 36 hours. We know his list but not the plan-

    Mind your own business man : and they’re all insured? By the FDIC?

    Cop: it’s a crime sir

    Myobm: yeah … Three of these got bailouts in the housing market chrisis and the other three forgiven loans in COVID… All more than what’s about to be stolen …

    Cop: doctor theft plans-

    Myobm: doctor serves them damn right if you ask me. I’m sitting this out. Not my problems.

    • Jada Taylor@lemmy.worldOP
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      The third act where Mind Your Business Man realizes that his money at the bank wasn’t insured, and the bank will recuperate without compensating him was actually Top 5 Anime Plot Twists of All Time.

      “You tried to mind your own business, but little did you know the business never minded you. Mwahahaha”