too many hulks or not enough hulks?

wait, say that again

they gotta throw in a couple good ones here and there so people don’t sue for emotional abuse

The winter musical sensation sweeping the nation

Wait, there’s 3 of those menaces now???

Yeah, I’m not gonna stan marvel movies, but Iron Man 1 as the ONLY marvel movie you think is good is certainly a take… I don’t know what the BEST marvel movie is, but it’s hard to pick one, and not think another one similarly hits what you liked about that one. Maybe they just really liked Iron Man specifically and after Tony told the world he was Iron Man it just killed it for him once all the other heroes started getting screentime.

I’ll admit, I didn’t really care much for the MCU until Spidey showed up, and it wasn’t until catching up that I realized that I quiet enjoyed a few of them. For every miss, there’s usually a hit, and a lot of mid-tier ones.

Critics Say: …

Actually, critics refused to comment on this for some reason. They seemed incredibly nervous to give an opinion one way or another.

I’ve only seen the parody; Iron Man 3: Iron Rod.

Sir, it was wrong answers only.

I feel like this is just hating 😭 If you can’t name ONE good Marvel movie after Iron Man, then you just don’t like Marvel or The MCU at all, or stopped watching them. I’m not even saying 5 or 10. There’s like 36 of them. The first Captain America, Doctor Strange, Endgame, Spider-Man, Guardians–, if you just hate ALL of them, then there was never going to be a Marvel movie you enjoyed. The first Iron Man is great, but I’m not sure if it makes Top 3 out of every MCU movie tbh.

Not every Marvel movie is bad… It’s just that after releasing so many, you’d think more of them would be good.

Spider-Man 2 or Home Alone 2? Either way, we can all agree 3 was worse.

Gnatt Man: That’s my secret. I’m always hungry.

Ant Man: I’m sorry, are we… Are we out of ideas as a franchise?

The third act where Mind Your Business Man realizes that his money at the bank wasn’t insured, and the bank will recuperate without compensating him was actually Top 5 Anime Plot Twists of All Time.

“You tried to mind your own business, but little did you know the business never minded you. Mwahahaha”

Is that like Cloak and Dagger? One, that wasn’t a movie. Two, I don’t remember their real names.

I think it just goes to show how bad most movies really are. People watched Venom and were like “this absolutely isn’t the worst thing I’ve seen in the last 10 years.”

After years of DC trying to copy Marvel, Marvel was like, I bet we could cram a bunch of heroes into a shitty movie too. They were right.

Weird that Uncle Ben went on to become the twice elected President of The United States. Kinda kills the rewatch.

They were so brave for skipping over the origin story where he got bit by a bat