Pro@reddthat.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoDr. Oz Tells Americans Who Are Concerned About Medicaid Cuts to Eat Less Caketruthout.orgexternal-linkmessage-square99fedilinkarrow-up1605arrow-down17
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minus-squareAbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up108·2 months agoWorried about medicaid cuts? Just stop getting/being sick, duh! It’s really that simple!
minus-squarechaosCruiser@futurology.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·edit-22 months agoAlternatively, you could stop being so poor. Simple as that!
minus-squareTollana1234567@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoyou can buy your 5th house to rent and draw from your multimillionaire trust fund.
minus-squarechaosCruiser@futurology.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-22 months agoYou can also borrow 100 million, build some commercial properties, and lease them to tenants.
minus-squareTollana1234567@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoor just sit on vacant lots .
minus-squareSteamymoomilk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·2 months agoNeed infinite power? Big electric doesnt want you to know this simple trick Me is very smort Electo patroium Me into office
minus-squareNoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoAlternatively, you should try being a velociraptor. I hear they don’t get sick nearly as often as humans.
minus-squarechaosCruiser@futurology.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoWhen was the last time you saw a velociraptor coughing from pneumonia? Never. How about a velociraptor with depression, anxiety, cancer or heart disease? Yeah, never seen any of that either. Those guys just handle it like it’s nothing.
Worried about medicaid cuts? Just stop getting/being sick, duh!
It’s really that simple!
Alternatively, you could stop being so poor. Simple as that!
you can buy your 5th house to rent and draw from your multimillionaire trust fund.
You can also borrow 100 million, build some commercial properties, and lease them to tenants.
or just sit on vacant lots .
Need infinite power?
Big electric doesnt want you to know this simple trick
Me is very smort
Electo patroium Me into office
Alternatively, you should try being a velociraptor. I hear they don’t get sick nearly as often as humans.
When was the last time you saw a velociraptor coughing from pneumonia? Never. How about a velociraptor with depression, anxiety, cancer or heart disease? Yeah, never seen any of that either. Those guys just handle it like it’s nothing.