marighost@piefed.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoFun!!!! :)media.piefed.socialimagemessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up1434arrow-down17file-text
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minus-squaregibmiser@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up43·2 months agoThis is ahorrible idea, you can’t catch ashes in a butterfly net. You need to use a wood chipper instead of the crematorium. Much larger pieces, much easier to catch.
minus-squareJayDee@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoIdea! Carbonize the remains and then woodchipper those! They’re basically charcoal so it’s less messy, and they can be caught in a net NP!
minus-squarelightnsfw@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoBut then what will i do with all these ponchos?
minus-squareSkunkWorkz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoYeah but first you need to flash freeze the body before you throw it in the chipper. Otherwise you’d just create a smoothie.
This is ahorrible idea, you can’t catch ashes in a butterfly net.
You need to use a wood chipper instead of the crematorium. Much larger pieces, much easier to catch.
Idea!
Carbonize the remains and then woodchipper those! They’re basically charcoal so it’s less messy, and they can be caught in a net NP!
But then what will i do with all these ponchos?
Yeah but first you need to flash freeze the body before you throw it in the chipper. Otherwise you’d just create a smoothie.