Fit an elephant in a refrigerator where?
Fit an elephant in a refrigerator where?
Until I zoomed in it looked like the 23th.
This is a prime example of poor workmanship.
Here we are! Born to be cows! We are the bovines of the Universe!
(Born to eat grass? Moo-niverse?)
Haaave you met Ted?
Why can’t a gravitational slingshot be used for sport shooting? Sounds like a good time to me.
Radiators don’t have springs.
Steven Wright. But I probably messed up the quote.
It’s like that light switch on my wall that does nothing. But I flip it every time I walk past.
Except a year after I moved in, I got a letter from some woman in Germany that said “knock it off.”
Lots of space in this mall.
Sick duck?
According to Vonnegut, that’s what your asshole looks like.
Now I lay me down to sleep
I try to count electric sheep
Sweet dreams wished you can keep
How I hate the night
What if I’m the one that’s high?
High Occupant Vehicle lane?
This little hack is gonna cost us 51 CPU cycles.
Grab a brush and put a little cmakeup.
You peaked too early. Just go back to bed.