The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

“And there is only thing we say to Death. Not today Why are you coming after me instead of Curtis?”

Or tell them the way to reset bugs in the game is Alt+F4

Steven Segal

Is this supposed to be another ‘loss’ cartoon? Damn, fell for it again.

Reminds me of the plot line in early seasons of Mad Men where Betty would go to a shrink, then later that night Don would call the doc to see what all Betty said.

But I listened to 90 seconds of a podcast from my favorite fitness influencer, so basically I have an MD now, right?

SOH CAH TOA in trigonometry

A vegan crossfit marathoner who uses Arch btw and trades crypto: his head might burst before he figures out which one he wants to talk your ear off about.

I’m guessing entertainers have the same problem pro athletes do: they’re very good at their trade but tend not to have great money management skills.

OSU? I’m assuming it’s Oregon State. Oklahoma State is too flat for that, and Ohio State is too urbanized for that.

Firetruckin

Little bastards are lucky they’re so adorable

Disregard inkjet printers

Acquire laser printer

I’m a simple man: I see a Poorly Drawn Lines comic posted -> I upvote

I like the cowcatcher on the front

My employer has a subscription to LinkedIn Learning, otherwise I would’ve disabled my account.

The Big Lebowski

After looking it up:

• Russell Brand got charged today in London
• Diddy (forgot he was even in this) got September 2024 in New York

There was a related movie called The Disaster Artist about The Room, made by one of the Francos. I’ve seen that, but not The Room. Still strikes me as pretty fucking weird though.