socsa

I’m honestly surprised it took them so long to decide. That means at least one juror didn’t immediately laugh the charges out of consideration.

Cheese slap time baby!

I wonder if that’s covered by insurance or if it’s an upcharge

Russia. I’m surprised he wouldn’t give Israel an honorable mention at least.

Assault with a deli weapon

Pregnant Mario lactating Jamba juice all over Blanka from street fighter, indeed.

I am just so sick of saying “I fucking told you so.”

Yeah, other idiots.

You forgot the most important one:

CSCI 7999 - logging with cat.

chroot virus

I don’t because I hate everyone and actively avoid human interaction to the point of sabotage. Misanthrope is the only way to be straight. Or I guess pan in my case.

I mean, you suck a dick that’s just one dick. You kiss a woman, and you are kissing every dick which has ever been in that mouth.

Fellas, is it gay to ingest external stimuli to guide your personal decision making framework?

I am convinced that there is legitimately a genetic cognitive deficit which makes people think this way, because it is just so obvious and transparent to me that it can’t be an accident.

Being afraid of looking gay is pretty fucking gay.

I have a dual 5090 threadripper rig with 192 GB of RAM and it cost $10k. To get to $15k on a consumer build you’d have to actually be trying to waste money.

Just don’t hire incompetent people then

But why wouldn’t they just use Linux? Are they stupid?

This is kind of amusing, because I know at least one engineer from college who got a big exit from his first startup and become a math teacher because he wanted to do something more noble than the startup grind.

Pinus strobus?