Literally heard my dad make this same joke like 30 years ago so it’s actually a thing, I guess

moderating more than five subreddits with 100,000 monthly visitors.

I mean, that’s clearly a rule that considers size of sub a factor, so, um, what?

This is how you end up with a 99.7% completed gzip of bob Dylan’s entire catalog and have to restart on a new, uncompressed stream that’s 10x larger

Fortunately the significantly improved download speed from the 6 heroic always-online seeders mitigated your concerns somewhat. But where were they before?

Walter is likely 7 and doesn’t have a vote yet

What we lose on sales we make up for in volume

Fake: Tucker Carlson Gay: Buttigieg

4chan post confirmed

/* Calculates the levenshtein distance between two words
* @param wordA: the first word to pass to the algorithm
* @param wordB: the second word to pass to the algorithm
*/
def levenschteinDistance(wordA: String, wordB: String): Int = ...

– completely fucking pointless innit

Agreed, the narrative to which you’re responding is the sales pitch and won’t be born out by reality long-term

Vibe of stats without any stats, you say?

Usually what’s meant by a memory leak is memory that’s allocated but never freed. Writing outside of array allocation would usually be considered an overflow. Which sounds kinda similar but is not the same.

Logzilla

I’m not even sure which elements of this are bait, sarcasm, or douche

FFS I was just about to buy myself one and now I’m obviously gonna have to wait until November

Oh, wait, I can just upgrade it. Nbd.

you obviously aren’t a programmer

Don’t be a dick, the example is a perfectly reasonable one, and it’s something ppl would’ve used Rosetta code or learnxiny or stack overflow for in the past.

But how much copper they gotta steal to pay for driving out to it? I need to check the price of copper.

Yeah but (with the exception of Pokémon) the graphics have moved on a bit

Yeah that’s so fricking obvious to anyone who knows any farmers. But we live in a society m

Micrexit

And if you made JavaScript developers use compatible versions for everything they’d riot. And also every build would fail for, like, at least a week

This is the way