Must be a regional thing because for me “our” always sounds like “hour” no matter what

I feel seen

Ambergris is from whales

If you’re talking about the florida gov not taking Biden and Harriss’s calls, that won’t hold up aid at all. He has spoken with the head of FEMA, which is what actually starts the ball rolling.

If you’re referring to the GOP voting against FEMA and disaster relief funding bills… fuckifiknow

Paprika 3 recipe manager does that too, plus it adds it to a local database, without any AI bullshit or HP account.

I asked people to take handover for a full month before I left and nobody cared. On my last day they kept asking if they could call me with questions. I said only if they had their credit cards ready because I wasn’t going to work for free.

I’m enjoying it a lot so far. I haven’t missed working at all.

I retired about a year ago, so the left-most book on the middle row is about me.

As if I needed another reason to hate candles.

Never forget that the baby bells slowly reassembled themselves. They’re not a single company but they’re down to 3 or 4 now

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I bought one just before the end. No ragrets. There are definitely some software quirks (the rear cross traffic alert always points the wrong direction) but overall I like it.

Wow, a whole $1 million. They’ll notice that for like seven seconds.

alternate headline: “UBlock Origin Lite - Crippled adblocker for a google-dominated internet.”

do what u/Buffalox said, stop using chrome and chromium-based browsers.

for the last 14 years of my career, I was using stupidly overpowered Oracle exadata systems exclusively, so “slow” meant 3 seconds instead of 1.

Now that I’m retired, I pretty much never need to compress anything.

tar cvjf compressed-shit.tar.bz2 /path/to/uncompressed/shit/

Only way to fly.

Tell me you’re young without telling me you’re young.

Paper towels, for most of my life (I’m old AF), were as long as they were wide. Square, they were. Bounty originated select-a-size by perforating them twice as frequently, so they were half as long as wide. Others eventually followed suit and now youngsters think that’s how it’s always been.

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It’s cute how these memes act like weekends are a thing.

Mint Oreos are good, but lemon Oreos are great