Oh yeah that response REEKS of being written by an LLM

Where are you pulling your stats from?

If you’re in the USA then depending on your state … yes!

When you have this many dildos, the world is your fuck oyster.

Poetry

Is Graphene not still Android?

I get that the connotation is Americans are people from the USA but it does erase some of the identity of the rest of the Americas.

All I was saying was it’s not surprising that the person from the Americas enjoys a combination of flavors distinctly from the Americas.

Peanuts and Cocoa are distinctly American, South American to be precise.

It’s like playing Russian roulette without spinning the chamber.

I’ve pulled the trigger 4 times already, I must just be lucky so let’s keep pulling that trigger!

I’m not arguing the colloquial use of the term “American” here.

Canada is part of America, just not the USA.

Peanuts and Cocoa are distinctly (South) American, if you can distance applying the term American just to the USA.

I want a haunted hotel sim game now where you have to balance the haunting to haunt the maximum number of guests.

Yo a garlic flavored taco shell bread would be amazing ….

If you don’t do a sick yo-yo trick with your newborn when it’s born it’s considered a bad omen

Thank you for posting release release posts

Unfortunately Lemmy is rife with CSAM too, but the larger instances have done a pretty great job eliminating it.

Smaller instances still get dumped on sometimes.

Edit: actually it feels like it’s been a year or so since any CSAM spam events, so good job everyone

Thank you for creating shit post content

This could also be a funny translation issue.

My bank sends a text message to me with the first code and a second code I enter.

They tell me the first code in a similar way so I can verify they sent it to me, then I enter the other code in the text.

That’s the joke it shoulda been

The straw is the last thing I tend to worry about getting the sorta carbonated water that doesn’t have enough syrup in it so you’re basically drinking carbonated municipal water supply with some chemical colorants.

it’s just a cloud of noise that happens to resemble a rat with a big butt.

I’d like this on my tombstone

You may be shocked to discover that the market median isn’t appropriate and folks who benefit off of it are similarly doing bad to the social contract.