Even had a decent ending. Bizarro Jerry was excellent too.

Speak for yourself. I’m turning myself electric! Currently looking for a tank of eels.

But I do think he’s an idiot. There’s nothing to suggest he is intelligent beyond the average person, and many decisions he’s made that suggest he’s less intelligent.

While I think it will have that effect, Musk isn’t smart enough to have thought about it that deeply.

But farming? Really? Man of your talents?

Unrelated but Metamucil is actually pretty awesome. I love spicy food but my stomach isn’t so good at it, but if I take fiber beforehand I’m usually okay. Although since it’s just fiber you can usually just get the store brand to do the same thing.

That’s exactly what someone who didn’t want to pay their monthly antifa membership fee would say.

Dumb AIs that don’t ignore previous instructions say what?

Pay no attention to the rules behind the regex.

I’ve had both Seagate and WD drives fail. I just think drives fail rather commonly.

That’s just because of all its spaghetti code.

Let’s not forget Barb Wire and New Yacht.

This needs to be the plot of a new “The Wizard” remake.

Now imagine working for two hours and then having to eat a Big Mac.

They may have made the page purely for SEO to grab a few people considering downloading GIMP.

Receipts have a time stamp, so they’d have a record of the actual price you paid. If you paid in cash and didn’t get a receipt, and if they make an exception for your return, they’d base it on when you said you bought it. You might be able to get one or two exceptions depending on who’s working. With that said you’d better make a purchase of thousands of dollars and pay in cash to make sure to get at least a few dollars back for your efforts.

Missing is one more panel where the claw releases the heart at the last second and it falls back into the patient.

I’ve done my best to summarize them here with my opinions, but the article is also a quick read.

AB 1013 - bars and clubs must offer reasonably-priced or free drug testing kits.

Excellent to deter people trying to spike someone’s drink. If you’re worried, just get a quick test without having to even leave the bar.

AB 12 - caps residential security deposit at 1 month’s rent, or 2 month’s rent if the landlord owns no more than 2 residential rentals with no more than 4 units.

A+

SB 244 - requires manufacturers of electronics/appliances over $50 to provide product parts/tools/instructions to repair devices.

A+ Louis Rossmann’s dream?

SB 478 - requires all mandatory fees/charges to be stated up front (no undisclosed fees such as in concert/sports tickets or lodging).

Curious what the companies will do to get around this, but it’s a good start and I think should lead to a decrease in prices overall as companies have to compete through advertising.

SB 553 - employers must record violent incidents and have training on violence prevention.

They didn’t have to before?

AB 28 - 11% tax on firearms/ammo.

This goes toward the “Gun Violence Prevention and School Safety Fund” which I googled and found out it goes to programs to help prevent gun violence and enhance safety at school, as well as mental health services. Overall this seems like a good thing if it works.

SB 274 - public schools with a student in “willful defiance” can’t suspend/expel them, but must implement intervention programs and support for those students.

I guess this is good too?

AB 230 - public schools must provide free menstrual products in school bathrooms + more instruction from grade 3+.

Makes sense, because kids can start their periods from 10~ but some earlier.

Way too much RNG since too much depends on what I ate. I’ll probably stick to Flush Any% until the update.

Major League Eating said that it had gone “to great lengths in recent months to accommodate Joey and his management team, agreeing to the appearance fee and allowing Joey to compete in a rival unbranded hot dog eating contest on Labor Day,” but that they’d been unable to come to an agreement.

Lol this is hilarious because I still remember what Major League Eating did to Kobayashi in 2010, but with Joey they’re bending over backwards to accommodate him and still lose. Serves them right and hopefully they’ll lose a lot of money over their poor treatment of their talent.