Is that not what desiccant packs are filled with? That’s why it says not to eat it. Because it would taste terrible (and other less fun reasons)…
Is that not what desiccant packs are filled with? That’s why it says not to eat it. Because it would taste terrible (and other less fun reasons)…
You mean Jack Black? Yeah, he is a notch above the rest.
Ever since I started drinking Holy water twice a day I’ve been feeling so much more hydrated. Explain that science!
Exactly, who would put a rebugged version into production anyway?
Yup, and they’re run on an estimated 8.5 million test machines
It’s in a plastic bag because microplastics are safer than letting such a large dose of the marijuana leech into your skin
Damn, I thought I was being stealthy by farting silently like an assassin…
This is the plot of Baby Driver, right?
Edit: I’m stupid, I was thinking of Fetus Driver
I would swap lawful good and neutral good honestly. Neutral good technically has more toilet paper available, and you can’t always expect the roll in the holder to be brand new.
Good work Ducktective, what would we do without you…
Honestly, if I ran a catering business I might put up the same sign. What’s the worst that can happen? 3 horse funerals?
Annual? Those fuckers be meeting outside my window every morning!
Ironically this is probably the result of someone using ChatGPT to write their job listing
Can’t tell if that’s Al or really a photo of Daniel Radcliffe…
Doctor doctor, gimme the news, I gotta BAD CASE OF COUCH-BUG DEW!
Rise and shine where the sun don’t shine…
Why’s it smell like steamed hams?
I’m 5’4" and the term just makes me cringe. I don’t normally think about my height unless someone else brings it up or I need to reach the top shelf, but I don’t need encouragement in that case… just a ladder.
That’s because all tasks finish in the dot of the “i” of the Jeremy Bearimy sprint, I dunno what to tell you…