Some STIs would make one’s balls swollen. Maybe they can try that!

It would be easy for the robot to achieve that heavenly state. It just need to brick itself out of existence.

Really?

I thought it’s great, since those exploits didn’t just come from thin air. It would be bad if someone got their hands on a zero-day and managed to do something catastrophic, like shutting down airports, or blowing up a power plant.

Also, it’s not like they’re losing money over this.

I see they’re still not giving up on that bubble.

Debian & Alma of course!

Boo hoo… I’m sorry you got offended. Apparently I am now responsible for your weak sad heart.

Pardon me, but what’s going on?

SIMPLICITY (read: vendor lock-in)!

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Rather than sending them to God knows where, wouldn’t they be better as jerkies?

Edit: Oof… offended vegans detected! I’m only joking, folks!

Lmao, it did took a while for me to register

Tell us what we don’t already know. This reads like an empty gesture by both the UN and The Guardian combined.

Just gotta make sure nobody falls in there.

Anything but

Back in my days, all my PS1 and PS2 games are pirated. I never have Xbox, but I’m sure they’re pirated as well. Basically all CD/DVD based ones are.

I don’t think the ROM based cartridges are pirated tho, as they’re mask ROM, for which you’d need a semiconductor facility to create.

At that point, you might as well wash them clean.

It’s also a coincidence that Linux Mint removes all that shit by default.

Fuck, this really read like a satire piece.

You’re a traitor to your kind, you swine!

Let’s just say he made the grave mistake of disrespecting dead children, and that pissed off too many people, prompting a class action.

Let’s also not forget the shitshow that is the court proceeding, where his lawyer ‘accidentally’ leaked his text, and he went with a no-show.

Last but not least, he’s never in Trump’s circle. He acts like he is, but those people probably don’t even know he exists.