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Cake day: September 16th, 2023

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  • Exactly! Making a DSL and using it like a programming language introduces necessities that will not be considered as throughly if they where added to a “real” language.

    I once wanted a DSL for a calendar program I was making (so the user could define complex events and stuff). So I made a simple programming language that could be embedded in the program, kinda like how lua is commonly used.








  • youraislopbores.me screenshot; transcription below.

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    Explain why a coconut is a mammal.

    coconuts have fur and a soft white inside flesh, the fur is similar to hair that humans and other mammals have. Mammals are filled with sweet clear liquid just like a coconut is. Coconuts also evolved from beavers, that is why they have brown rough fur and stay close to trees. If you eat the flesh of the coconut you will see that it has the same taste as human flesh, thus further cementing its place as the top mammal in all of nature. Next time you are somewhere tropical ask a local if they have tried “one of small furry mammals, you know a coconut…i crave its flesh and juice”





  • Everyone here’s talking about how their anesthesia takes 3 seconds to take effect. I’ve have surgery today and took a long ass time in comparison. I remember the anesthesiologist telling me, for the 4th or 5th time, “Breath in through you nose, breath out through your mouth.” Then saying “Yeah you are already doing that.” I think they where getting preoccupied about it.

    Apparently that’s normal in my family, when my mother was getting local anesthesia to give birth to me, she was supposed to not even be able to move her legs. When a nurse was checking up on the anesthesia and asked her to try and rise a leg, she raised both of them really high and the nurse just went “oh fuck”.




  • Talking about bathing in pasta, there’s a famous singer in Brasil called Junior, part of the duo Sandy & Junior.

    He famously posed naked on a bathtub full of pasta. However the studio didn’t have enough money neither for a bathtub nor for that much pasta. So they did this:

    Junior, naked, on a small plastic basket filled with Miojo, a cheap brand of instant noodles

    Sadly I couldn’t find a good photo

    EDIT: He did this for a magazine picturing all capital sins. His was glutony