You know, I was actually going to ask why short hair on elderly women was so common. I had just assumed it was a remnant of their preferences from when they were younger, but I can definitely see trying to maximize thinned out hair!

Remember “I Love You Colonel Sanders”?

Stop giving him attention, god

lol the clothing colors in panel 1 is fantastic.

It’s Morty

Well I’m glad you’re here too!

So glad I got Buster.

My favorite go to sad song nuke is, strangely enough, “Alone Again (Naturally)” by Gilbert O’Sullivan

Oh is it a copy pasta? Either way, it’s fantastic writing.

Better start saving, then

I wanted a home study so bad but my insurance veto’d it.

Yep. I lost a tooth to dropping a cell phone on my face while laying on the couch. The edge hit my lower teeth.

Easy targets.

Fun fact, they’re a co-op!

It would have cost you nothing to not share that.

I was at an airport once and paid to use a massage chair because I was exhausted and wanted a light snooze. When the time ran out the owner asked me to stay as long as I wanted for unlimited time, because of this fact lol

Ah hell, now I want pancakes real bad.

Yeah THAT blows my mind a bit? I posted to an empty community and it got deleted. What the fuck? It wasn’t offensive and it was on topic. It was a niche community too.

Wish you could block ads from embedded youtube videos in Discord.