“Lets do weird stuff with Dijon mustard”
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Cake day: July 20th, 2026
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2·2 months agoAhhh internet poetry!
I hope stories like these will make people actually participate in local politics
I hope stories pike these will make people participate in local politics
I hope stories like these will make people actually participate in local politics
I hope stories pike these will make people participate in local politics
2·2 months agoThat makes so much sense. Thanks for that
I’ve always loved how the word polydactyl sounds like a a dinosaur
Also I for one welcome cats getting opposable thumbs and taking over
8·3 months agoOr the fact that it says deceased lmao
7·3 months agoYeah it is a waste of time and I have been seeing that more since switching back to the fediverse.
Also thanks to the mods of /r/worldnews for helping kick my reddit checking addiction since I got banned and keep getting flagged as ban evasion lmaoooo
Fuck spez and etcetera
Lmao hopefully common sense and reading the room is too bud
No wonder academia is fucked
OK I get that - but in this fake scenario how many math PhDs would seriously be like “oh I’m a doctor that might be useful on an airplane right here right now”
c’mon that makes no sense
I get it’s a joke and all but if a PhD is that full of themself then they need to take a break lol
Why did this jerk speak up in an emergency? To confuse people? Sheesh (yes I know it’s part of the joke blah blah but let me take a moral high ground on an argument in my head for a second)
Me as a 10 year old in my relatives 3-door mirror/medicine cabinet that i opened doors on the right and left and stuck my head into: i have become the leader of the horde of openchan clones
And if you cannot do something right then or maybe you are socially awkward just doing your best to lead every interaction with kindness works.
Waymond in everything everywhere all at once said it so well
Or just some sort of “karma bank” film reel where we get to see them go through some sort of justice? C’mon universe.
On the island or wishing they were. Such scumbags.
Yeah. I used to be a person who said that “America is great because it is good” and I know that attitude came from a post 9-11 patriotism I thought was real.
But this isn’t even trying. We are broken as a society and country.
RIP 🇺🇸
You are so smart to think of jt and ask it!