God never addressed themselves as him/her. They referred to themselves as I am.

You mean royals with cheese

At this point all the bronze coating has worn off that cheap thing.

What about a politician who sexually harasses an employee and making that employee read their erotic interspecies fan fiction.

So now the show is going to be about the civil war among the care bears about the best way to fight negativity.

He is tired of the candidates he endorses losing so he is hedging his bet

Facts aren’t going to change any of them for voting for him. Quoting Revelations 13:3 might scare them a little. “One of the heads of the beast seemed to have had a fatal wound, but the fatal wound had been healed. The whole world was filled with wonder and followed the beast.”

Fuck you, the printer demon demands more magenta.

Cosmology you put enough mass in a small enough area it becomes a singularity.

Quantum mechanics information can’t be destroyed to an unrecoverable state so singularities are impossible.

Hey that’s the guy that successfully killed that failure Hitler.

Well I mean why is Mercury still a planet? It didn’t clear it’s own orbit, it just happens to be in an empty orbit.

He was a world champion Hitler assassin

I assume you are making the cat into tacos and for that you made some good choices

They don’t have any debt? I’m still 5 or 6 years from $0 if I don’t get sick or have to replace a car.