oh shit it’s an edgelord watch out.

I suspect… hubris.

They’ve - and really - Musk - have gotten away with so much for so long…

yeah a lil scandal here, a little scandal there, pretty soon everyone’s at least scumbag adjacent.

it’s hard for me to imagine “ze Germans” tampering with odometers to sell cars.

uhhhhh… this may surprise you, but… ze germans and everyone else suffer from unfettered capitalist fuckery.

iirc it was until the 19th or 20th century then…

at least the death trap has lights…

Lucky Cream and Goldstar (the L and G in LG) would be ashamed of this.

my wife’s childhood dog - schnauzer mutt - ate an entire basket of chocolates and sweets that was from valentine’s day. like multiple pounds of assorted fancy chocolate. lived for another 10 years (this was the 80s, I don’t think people grokked the choc / dog thing).

Around 2009 a neighbor lost their pyranese (sp? long haired tall dog) when it ate a single chocolate bar (it was dark and high cacao whole foods stuff). It was just dead when they got home from work, apparently ate it the night before.

seems like a bad gamble to make. but holy hell I can’t keep my dogs from eating random biohazards, dead birds, snails & slugs and god knows what, it’s a miracle they survive as long as they do.

conservatives everywhere are going bonkers about the new classroom setups.

drakkar noir

frankly won’t be surprised, if Tesla survives 30 years we’re gonna see a Cyberhorse. big if. but yeah. and they’ll be obnoxious too.

it’s really prescient - one of the stories is people terrorizing healthcare execs for their dead loved ones.

yup. I hate the ‘soft touch’ capacitive sensors on everything now… utter garbage. give me solid chunks of plastic and metal opening and closing solenoids for that satisfying clunk that tells you the machine is going.

becomining truthier

yep. they showed up at the latest landing, they want to hitch a ride off this place. so long and thanks for all the fish!

“Mark my word, if and when these preachers get control of the [Republican] party, and they’re sure trying to do so, it’s going to be a terrible damn problem. Frankly, these people frighten me. Politics and governing demand compromise. But these Christians believe they are acting in the name of God, so they can’t and won’t compromise. I know, I’ve tried to deal with them.” ― Barry Goldwater

yeah I read about that yesterday, blew my mind. 5 minute charge gets you 200+ miles. a final fuck-you to the ice crowd.

one thought: current *PUBLIC charging stations are ridiculously eye wateringly expensive, and the faster charging ones even more. I can’t imagine what a 1mw charge platform costs. better post guards so the cables don’t walk off, or the chargers get vandalized.

Tho not being tesla, that’s a whole lot simpler I suppose…

lifestyle baby

impossimole

eehhh…

so look, I don’t have a crock pot.

think a rice cooker would work in a pinch?

also, hold it - it what? the rice cooker?

does it have to stay plugged in? this is getting complicated