Bringing evidence from the future is cheating. They wouldn’t believe you if you told them the truth but if you say you are a terrorist and placed a bomb in the world trade center, they might evacuate it

Ad hominem arguments never work very well. Just admit you don’t have all the answers to this totally relevant question and move on.

Literally Capitalist Realism by Mark Fisher

Did you really buy these, thisbenzinggring, or should I call you by your real name, Bill?

Patriarchal violence…

But true, the US is one of the few countries that didn’t sign the children’s rights convention

I love how the last full paragraph shifts the narrative from tooting in general is strange to normalizing 2 toots, but a 3rd one???

Look at your calendar again, they repeat this date each and every year since than. Over are the times when 9/10 was directly followed by 9/12, and I’m afraid it’s over for good.

That’s actually a trend among the younger gen alpha folks. Pretty sure it will wear off quickly but gen beta might adopt it, we’ll see

Have you tried reusing them? When they are still relatively fresh you can brew them 2-4 times depending on the quality

80 tea bags?? I can justify 40, but 80???

It’s not the country but the name for the people

Skill issue

I remember vaguely from biology class that banana plants look like trees but are quite fragile indeed

Actually bananas reproduce asexual

Don’t worry about that. You have enough time to move to a new neighborhood before it explodes

What happens in Las Vegas stays in Las Vegas

Are you talking about fruit flies or time flies?

You’re on the right track. The possessive 's is missing which would make it the bowl of the dog (as intended). The way it is written, “bowl” could be a verb as in “have you seen the dogs when they bowl”. Hope that makes sense and I’m a non native myself so not 100% sure myself

Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana

C’mon, don’t be ridiculous! If the US was so anti left, Sanders would never make it to become president! We don’t want to live in the timeline where the Republicans won the 2016 election because the Democrats didn’t dare to send Sanders because he’s too far left.