and it was translated FLAWLESSLY

forgot to add the caption, oopsie

https://i.imgur.com/tabMfln.png

i bought a jar of olives at the store yesterday for this exact purpose

olives > cooked meal

that image is from the whitest gif of all time

Did he think he was busting him out of Flavortown Jail?

The one chemical Alex Jones doesn’t object to the government putting in the water. I’m sure he already puts it in his

won’t someone PLEASE think of the gestapo!

it was just one guy who was like

 for num in range(3000000):

  if num < 23000:

    Grok.draw_sexualized_image(minor = True)

    continue

  Grok.draw_sexualized_image(minor = False)

given what “edge” means among the teens these days, microsoft really should go back to the old browser name…microsoft goon

Whoever this “Jerry” is, he needs our help, he may not be sick now, but if he keeps it up he will be

i thought it was obvious i was joking but yeah, that would be faster

“Feel worthless? Just look at this person who, unlike you, actually has their shit together”

the topic differentiation technology doesn’t exist yet, so i just hit ctrl+c about a second after i hit enter

my shit is optimized AF

I have all of wikipedia in a single 156 GB text file. in my .zshrc i have fastWikiLookup() { cat ~/wikipedia.txt | grep "$@" }

oh shit i gotta warn everybody about 9/11

it’s a long shot, but i’m hoping that given how incompetent the trump admin is, they just release all the files on whitehouse.gov, but you can remove the black highlighter with inspect element

so true. if you walk up to me in the middle of the night and ask me if i will have sex with you, i’ll probably say yes

from now on he’s gona be concerned, making texts like “hi son, have you had your daily cock yet?”

hang on let me check my frog folder

i have 684 frogs in my frog folder