You people are weird. Why not just like tape a note to it? That seems less destructive.

No, you write on your reminder app in permanent ink. Duh

What is the constitutional protection for sitting presidents? You mean that part in the constitution which says presidents are basically kings and they are above the law and they can do whatever they want? Oh yeah, that part. That part that totally exists and totally says that.

That looks nothing like a German shepherd.

Ruff

This is why I prefer cats.

Sorry if this is a dumb question, but why would you use it to melt lead?

Right, but the quote from the article specifically says mortgages will be unavailable. So forget about insurance and mortgages. (If we follow that line of thinking.) so I assume that means only cash buyers.

Climate change makes risk unpredictable; risk makes insurance unaffordable or unavailable; no insurance makes mortgages unavailable; without mortgages property values crash

Why is it without mortgages property values crash? Is it because sellers are forced to sell to only people who can pay cash? I suppose that makes sense. And of course those won’t be “people”, those will be banks and investment companies, looking to rent the property out to tenants. So more large chunks of money are siphoned away from the middle class.

Connor Lingus

lol can I get some context on this.

Used to be they didn’t want FEMAs help because FEMA was going to put everyone in camps and steal their houses. Now FEMA is purposely ignoring them?

WHICH IS IT??? I can’t get my conspiracy theories to agree.

Now you must sacrifice your first born.

I think this started on reddit in like 2010 or something. Solid joke in this context.

Wait, I thought if I put my snake in her boot, it wouldn’t get her pregnant.

You’ve heard the term knocking boots, right?

Does liking fisting make you a whore? I thought we weren’t supposed to kink shame, yet here we are. Sad.

And forums predated the term “social media.”

On ml it’s a requirement.

Porkstar