Hurry onward, pencil, or you’ll soon be dead!

Yup, same. Upgraded from P6 to P7 for $20 a couple Black Fridays ago. The P7 is starting to get a little wonky, so I’m waiting to see what the sales look like this year, it’ll almost certainly be either a Pixel 9 or Nothing Phone (2).

If I had a nickel for every story I’ve read today about a clemency request in a decades-old shaken baby syndrome case, I’d have two nickels, which doesn’t sound like a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

I prefer arches, btw.

I do like my water to be well-cooked. Would you recommend this water cooker?

But I wanted to swap lives with the fish, not another idiot!

A $2/mo subscription for a fucking screensaver?!

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

Chili, nacho cheese sauce, and diced onions.

Lil Brudder was always my favorite. He has the heart of a champion!

He’s really weird.

Oh jeez, now the trolley problem has math?!

Partially?

This is just a screenshot from the Seek app.

I was skeptical of ligatures at first, too, it took me awhile to warm up to it. But yeah, love me some Fira Code now.

Hell, I’d permanently lose interest in working for a measly $55 billion.

Fair enough.

Major League Eating, hailing him as “an American hero,”

No. Just no.

I knew I’d been playing too much GTA (would have been around the VC/SA days probably) when I was out driving one day, heard sirens, and looked up in the corner of my windshield to see if I had any stars.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen any of those except for just plain Slug Bug.

The other game we used to play, probably at least 20 years ago now, was if you saw an oncoming car with a headlight out, you’d yell “sex” and everyone has to touch the ceiling, and then iirc the original spotter got to punch the last person to touch the ceiling. Dunno if that’s still a thing or not.