“Eight? Who taught you math!?”

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I look at it like this: if you’ve accumulated that much money AND have had time to use it to help others, and haven’t? Glub glub time.

If you’ve suddenly stumbled into ludicrous wealth because a psychotic demigod drowned one of your forebears? Well, it’ll take at least 48 hours for you to put that money to more philanthropic use. I figure we can give those folks at least that much of a grace period to decide to be better.

The next Superman can handle them if that’s not enough to change their attitude.

And realistically, this would create so many power vacuums all at once that civilization would probably collapse overnight, but you can only get so realistic with superpower hypotheticals.

Relocate anyone with a net worth of >$500 mil to the bottom of the Mariana Trench.

This is what I’ve used on mine and it’s worked well enough for me. I’m using one on my 8a as well. https://supcase.com/collections/pixel-6-6a-pro-cases/products/google-pixel-6a-unicorn-beetle-pro-sp-rugged-holster-case-black

This feels like an appropriate listen today. Sly & The Family Stone - Que Sera Sera

Now I want to try watching Holy Grail in Japanese.

I believe the sound is 「おい、ロッキー、僕が帽子からウサギを出すところを見てよ！」

(Ah yes, my finest work: a joke in a language I don’t speak well about a 65+ year old show most folks here probably haven’t watched. 😅)

I’m imagining the rooster with Bill Duke’s voice.

I recently got stuck with a Tesla rental on a trip and discovered that while it doesn’t have handy stuff like Android Auto, it does have a customizable fart feature. I knew Musk was a jackass, but that (and now this) really drives it home.

Emphasis on “when it thinks”. Not much point to a privacy control that the device can just ignore for unspecified reasons, and they had 150+ instances of that occurring in this data set.

Nobody working on the inside has ever leaked anything regarding this potentially massive breach of privacy? A perfectly secret conspiracy by everyone involved?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but…

FWIW I’m not seeing this on the Play Store for Firefox 136.0.1 on my Pixel 8a, and I’m not seeing any warnings on Beta or Nightly either:

Maybe I’ve gone off the deep end of cynicism at this point but the fact that the shitrag The Daily Mail is reporting it this way just makes me think manufacturing a stock drop is the whole plan.

I guess that explains why my IKEA order for the STÊPPËNBØØMEN is showing as backordered.

Josh Johnson. https://youtube.com/@joshjohnsoncomedy

In all seriousness I would watch the shit out of this.

Your first mistake is giving Amazon money.

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