I’m sorry, what in the goddamn fuck‽

(Those photos look fake as hell, but the story might be true)

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https://distrowatch.com/table.php?distribution=swift

Yeah, The Guardian is on thin ice with me thanks to this. Another article like this, and I’ll be reading The National instead.

Correct. This has been the case since the 1800s.

*wonders what disc rot is*

*laughs in physical media*

I know it’s a joke site. The Daily Mash published this story as a joke only a day before Trump got pissed off about this in real life.

My body is a temple: full of bones and possibly haunted.

Most people don’t use it as a derogatory term anymore.

Damn, only took a day…

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/nobel-peace-prize-decision-act-of-war-20251010261060

Okay, now it’s Nineteen Eighty-Four. With hints of Minority Report, Fahrenheit 451, Brazil, and our old friend Idiocracy, of course.

Take your pick:

Note: These are directed at PinkNews, rather than OP. The point I’m trying to make is that, at least in my opinion, it’s ridiculous to report on everything this vaguely humanoid turd says and does when it’s as inconsequential as this. “Elon Does Nazi Salute” is newsworthy; “Elon Cancels Netflix Subscription” is not.

And now, on with the memes…

That took me a second xD

Try this: https://albertlauncher.github.io/

It’s better.

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When this starts happening, it’s a sign that you need either sleep or stimulants.

You can rice anything, if you try hard enough. In this case, though, I did not have to edit a single config file (apart from some stuff under /etc/rc.d to get XDM and wpa_supplicant working).

• OS: Slackware
• GTK Theme: TwoStepsBack
• Icons: GNUstep
• Window Maker Theme: Autumn
• Terminal: rxvt-unicode
• Terminal Font: Terminess Nerd Font
• Shell: yash
• Hardware: ThinkPad T400

Librewolf isn’t available on Android.

On the desktop, it’s decent. It’s also what I recommend to most people asking me for advice. However, on that front, it’s beaten by Tor Browser and Mullvad Browser.