Then in 2060 they elected another Republican

Harvard is sounding more and more like a worthwhile academic institution

This is winning

Somebody had to step up and save us from Bernie Sanders

Give me call screening and filtering options so we can ignore the calls in the first place

It’s everything DOGE pretends to be.

Middle-LLM compression

Vid was basically you playing with a cat so it got replaced with a token to fetch some stock footage of someone playing with a cat when you decompress.

Shame that whole “peace and love” thing didn’t catch on

We didn’t just not do what all those movies/books warned us to, we made it illegal to take any precautions whatsoever.

Such a stupid fucking timeline.

“I suck at my job, cum save me daddy Trump 🤤”

That’s vibrator coding. Vibe coding is when you when you take a document that’s been encoded into a certain format and retrieve the original content.

That’s how you back your allies Trump

That is the price we had to pay for this new meritocracy of highly competent and experienced administrators

Of course, since this is the darkest timeline

May the hurricanes completely spare you and your loved ones then.

The only thing in this world trending in the right direction is their stock price

This is why we can’t have nice things

We are normal, but normal people like us aren’t the ones constantly trying to ratfuck society to get ahead in politics/business and wield their power to further their greedy personal ambitions, so the odds end up heavily stacked against us. It’s easy to feel like outsiders because that’s the entire strategy, to turn right/wrong upside down, to have a fascist party that tried to steal the election point at Democrats and call them traitors, to takeover the government and defy courts and calls Democrats “lawless”, to take normal sane media like AP and NPR and call it leftist propaganda.

Send the bill to Zuck