Karl Marx in my ass

Reading this makes me really angry for some reason.

Easy. The ones with vowels are C library functions.

Milk 2: Electric Boogaloo

Why is that obvious? I’m really curious, especially since you’re wrong.

No, no. You see, when a bible survives a house fire that destroys everything else, that’s a miracle and shows god’s grace.

Thanks for explaining the joke.

Imperial to lure them in, metric to finish them off.

Life hack: buy a single strawberry, take a bite, and give it back because it is half eaten, so you get a full one anew. Repeat. Sounds like a flawless plan to me.

You bought a single strawberry?

I mean, with that van… Not saying it’s not weird, but, like, I get it.

I work at a large airport this summer. What is this “fully staffed” you’re talking about, and where can I get it?

What are those headphones on the right side. They look sick.

Why do you think I wrote that reply? xD

You just wanted to use “SatansMaggotyCumFart” in a sentence.

That’s not a good sword. That’s a GREAT sword.

Yes. I have also heard of “Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.”

I’ve heard it as “English isn’t a language. It’s three languages under a trench coat, pretending to be a language.”

Anglophones have no right to complain about French pronunciation. What the fuck is this shit?

How do you tell it has no ads from a single, probably cropped, screenshot?