This t-shirt would fuck

I can’t with you right now

One of my cats is a secret old one, and the other is a secret dog

Scandal doesn’t feel like a strong enough word for this. Doing coke is a scandal, sex trafficking is a crime against humanity.

Patents a way to deliver ads?

So if we just patent all the ways to push ads and never sell the rights we can stop all of this?!?

/s’nt

Sadly I’m only 80% sure it’s satire

I am once again asking programmers to explain the joke

Betteridge’s Law of Headlines

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THINK OF THE SHAREHOLDERS!

I’ve seen a beaver dam

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It is though

This guy looks like a Rick and Morty background character

Same! This is one of the biggest reasons why autism makes me feel like an alien pretending to be human.