Do you have any idea how hard it is for a brain parasite to order takeout?

Nothing like casual death threats from your friendly local IDE AI assistant.

It’s a lot faster when you work in a profession that gets less training than a hairdresser.

I love how unhinged random fan wikis sound without context. Here for instance: Bunker Buster, see also: Concrete Donkey and Buffalo of Lies

Huh, never thought about it before, but there’s pretty significant overlap between Trump and Cartman. Both petty, whiney, infantile, racist, narcissistic, antisemitic, stupid, ridiculous, vindictive nazis with an inflated sense of importance and a surprisingly large number of devotees despite very obviously being the bad guy. The only difference that comes to mind is that Cartman is physically a child instead of only mentally.

adding missing information and deleting errors

Which is to say, “I’m sick of Grok accurately portraying me as an evil dipshit, so I’m going to feed it a bunch of right-wing talking points and get rid of anything that hurts my feelings.”

Needs more jeans

Yeah, uses those to fuck horses into submission

It was a joke. The weapon used by Israel is secret. Jewish space lasers is a reference to an idiotic tweet by Marjorie Taylor Greene that suggested that the 2018 California wildfires were started by some global conspiracy group with an “energy-based” space weapon. The user you replied to is saying they’re going to be upset if it turns out Israel actually does have space lasers.

If the lamp isn’t lit, you must acquit.

You and I have very different definitions of “edging.”

🎵La, la la la, la la la, la la la la la la🎶

The music in my head

Good luck doing any file management on an iPhone or iPad tbh. Tech companies nowadays seem desperate to make people forget how computers work.

Pretty sure I have one of these kicking around somewhere

Wouldn’t be surprised. Didn’t he try to levy a tariff against Hasbro?

One of the few times I 100% believe him

Yeah, this looks dumb on the surface, but you’ve got bigger problems if you’re trying to do math with strings

Remember, Kif, in the game of chess, you can never let the opponent see your pieces.