Poor guy didn’t even get to finish his routine

Ozzfest '99…

Fucking blew the speakers just before Sabbath came on.

Ever since then it’s just EeeeeEeeeeEeeeeEeeee

Least I got to see Primus and Buckethead together

I do have to say, we need to go back to painted portraits… They look so much classier and dignified. Fitting for a position of power. Obama’s looks like a cardboard standee. Biden’s is alright until you look at his face too much. Trump’s first looks like he’s posing for employee of the month. His second looks, well yeah, it looks like his just like mugshot. They’re like school yearbook photos…

Oh, I get it, and I’d be scared as hell too. However, I can still say he should have done his duty and has failed to show the integrity that role requires. He could just as easily be presiding over a mob case, knowing that to convict a crime boss would mean similar threats to his and his family’s safety. What if he doesn’t do his duty then for the same reason? If that’s the best excuse, I still argue that he’s not fit for the job.

People shouldn’t get a pass just because they have power. All it takes for evil to win is for good men to do nothing.

Not that I expected anything but this, but I’ll repeat what I said when Merchan announced the sentencing delay until after the election,

Fucking pussies…

He should resign, clearly he’s not fit for his position if he’ll allow himself to be intimidated into inaction.

And that’s just this quarter… What they made over the course of those 4 years is in the trillions. What they were ordered to pay in restitution was maybe around 0.0025% of their total earnings.

Like how they still consider dental care to be “cosmetic.” They’ll rip them out of your head free of charge, but putting new ones in? No sir… You can eat mush!

But God forbid anyone mentions a solution that includes socialized healthcare…

*Bob Saget narrator voice*

“…It was greed…”

I’m over the age unfortunately, but I really appreciate the offer!

I suppose it’s comforting to know that others are in the same boat. Still scary to think about this being yet another chronic condition I’ll have to learn to live with and work around, that I might not be able to, or even that it may be a progressive or even cumulative issue if I get it again.

So I’ve had covid 3 times now. After the first time, pre-lockdown, I started finding myself getting stuck on words and thoughts and experiencing significant memory issues. That hasn’t gone away in the 5 years and 2 more infections since. I’ve since been written up for forgetting to do things because my memory has gotten so bad. During my writeup meeting, couldn’t even articulate a proper defense for myself. I find myself walking around asking myself “What was I doing?” and saying “I swear to god, I can do this!”

It’s total bullshit and scares the hell out of me that it’s gonna get worse and I won’t be able to do my job anymore…

X-Com - UFO Defense and Terror from the Deep (I remember hacking my demo copy of UFO Defense and bypassing the shareware check. Still my all time favorite strategy game)

Doom

Duke Nukem 1, 2, and 3D

Wolfenstein 3D

Jetpack

Commander Keen

Raptor: Call of the Shadows

Rise of the Triad

Monster Bash (Just pretty much anything 3D Realms or Apogee related was gold)

Moraff’s Dungeons of the Unforgiven(Only ever had the shareware version as a kid, but I played it over and over)

Ah, yes, what better way to capture waking up in the morning and getting ready another soul crushing, meaningless day at work than the musical interpretation of an anxiety attack!

Ironic that we’re talking about banning porn with a literal sex offender about to take the highest office in our nation…

More than that, the asshole was in a porn video!

What I want to know is, do I have control over consistency, force, and quantity? Is there a limit to the range for this power? Do I need line of sight or is it more of a “Death Note” thing? Can I cause defecation syncope? Can I make someone poop themself to death?

Super talented lady. Loved her in Close Encounters too.

Exactly, my wife’s got two. One has the door knockers from Labyrinth with the quote “It’s very rude to stare!” The other one has the ones from Young Frankenstein with the quote “What knockers!” She thinks they’re hilarious.

*Offer valid only between Saturday 11:59:59.999999pm and Sunday 12:00:00am.

How in the actual fuck does one “accidentally” go through the entire process of selling their house!?

Like, how stoned was he!?

Was he offered magic beans for it or something?