Damn. That was thorough.

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Well I don’t clean my phone when I drip pee on it so that makes sense.

What?

Yes. There’s shit on your counter too. There’s shit on your toothbrush. There’s shit on you spinach. There’s literally shit everywhere.

Well her going to jail is probably for the best. See how she does in genpop

Or, the other way around 😉

Capitalism demands that some starve

Jokes on you I pirates mine!

It’s not a “sexual relationship” it’s rape of a minor. Weird how they phrase it like that when the charge is rape of a minor. Why would they use neutral voice for this one. 🤔🤔🤔

Dr. Bronner’s magic soap label

Fart monster two k telling it like it is

Beautiful.

Are you at my apartment lol. As long as your apartment is t downstairs I wouldn’t worry about it.

I literally laughed so hard I cried.

Yet another justification for piracy

Careful. If you sign up for Disney plus and then Disney kills your wife YOU CAN’T SUE!

I’m sure they’d LOVE to have him after all the things he’s said about their country

In china I had a UK roommate. He was on the phone with his mom mid week when she should have been at work. I asked if she was sick and he was like “No. She took some vacation days to tidy the house.” My jaw hit the floor. My vacation days in the US were so precious and so few that I’d never fathom using any to do chores. Unreal that you can have so much vacation you’d elect to spend it doing chores.

Good

Ha. Good luck with that, seeing as it’ll be the supreme court ruling on the constitutionality of any law that’s passed. In short it’ll take a constitutional amendment to do anything, and that’s not happening in this political climate