

I was invited to an orgy on a yacht this year, so maybe it’s just certain areas.


I was invited to an orgy on a yacht this year, so maybe it’s just certain areas.


And that pony semen is allowed to be in your throat swab now.


The short answer is, it’s complicated. The long answer is that people are trying to build large net short positions while not spooking the bag holders.


Shut the fuck up, Donny!
Mine are teens now, here are a few pointers:
Let them help with the dishes/garbage/sweeping. I know they’ll make a bigger mess now, but in a few years they take well to chores.
When they start asking questions, always treat them with respect like they’re a smart person who’s missing a chunk of knowledge.
How you respond to falls and failures shapes their lives. When they fall, ask if they need help up. If they ask if it’s okay, say it’s going to be okay. When they mess up, ask if they can help you clean up without going into blame, other than discussing how to avoid that in the future.


Imagine if a great artist had some notebook sketches, and his son finger-painted all over them and then tried to sell them.


Contact the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) and they can probably help point him to a group interested.
Can anyone read this comment? It won’t load for me.


I once was taking a nice old man to the hospital, when he stopped breathing. I gave him a second and tried to rouse him, and he was pretty stubborn about it, but he still had a weak pulse. I called to my partner.
“Hey, how close are we to the hospital?”
“About 5 minutes, why?”
“Well, he’s not breathing. So if you hit any traffic, hit the lights, will you?”
I bagged him for about 3-4 minutes. Traffic was light, and we were making pretty good time, so we decided not to freak anybody out. The guy came to, and looked confused.
“What happened,” he asked.
“You stopped breathing, so I was breathing for you.”
“Oh. Thank you.”
“You are very welcome.”
He’s still the only person who ever said thank you when I tried to save their life.


Roberts should just accept that his court is one of the three pillars in the collapse of the US into a middle power in the next 25 years.


It’s that big so it can reach the 2 fuel pumps needed to fill up.


Start selling US Bonds and tank the US economy. Trump is a bully, but his gang is the rich. They’ll choose a new bully if he’s hurting them, and it helps he’s already threatening them one at a time.


A blind pig will occasionally find an acorn.
Only Jesus takes the wheel. God is his copilot.


That’s nice grandpa, but it’s time for your nap before you rage tweet all night.


The Hexagon is where the real plans are made.


Tell them it’s horrible and they should stay in Florida.


I sadly laid off last December, when he was elected the writing was on the wall.


I feel like you have the ethical upper hand, keep doing what you’re doing.
I suppose that’s one way to prevent US drones from being fully self-driving.