Yeah we sent troops to Louisiana in the 1860s, we can do it again if we need to.

Yeah, being an adult is recognizing that Obama was a great President, but he did not deserve that Peace Prize.

Self Dining only months away.

Actually walgreens and cvs are pretty handy, I was able to stock for a small party on the cheap, and they’re every block or two

I’m currently here, and I have a $50/day resort fee, there is a parking fee (no car so don’t know it), $500 if they think someone smoked in the room, my $27 room service was $44 after convenience fees to take it up an elevator in the same building. $125 to stay an extra 2 hours on check out.

I’m here right now, wrapping up from a conference.

This place is dead.

I’ve been to Vegas many times, and the lack of foot traffic and crowds is incredible. The most notable thing is the lack of Americans and the strange increase in Hispanic visitors. I saw 8 separate tejano bands set up near the Bellagio with moderate crowds, similar to how it used to be for buskers in the early 2010s. You can get a reservation about anywhere for dinner, same day. Attractions are all walk in.

I’ve been chatting up my uber drivers, and they think it’s down 30-40% based on ride frequency.

Last time Texas sent troopers to force their will on the North, it didn’t go so well.

Three at one location… if you change locations it’s a killing spree.

What if life give you Climate Change?

Fun trump story. Obama was quoted saying that the military will present you with 2 bad options and the one they want to do. He said once he made them go back and do the work again because of this.

Early in trump’s first term, he chose one of the two bad options (massive cruise missile strikes out of proportion to the event). This says one of two things.

Either trump didn’t know he was being given bad options on purpose… or he did know, and didn’t care, choosing to do a bad thing to make the military give better options.

Neither would surprise me.

It’s a benign way to attach them legally to the effort. The next step of the slippery slope is to have them act defensively to protect ice agents, but then go back to their administrative duties.

Not sure we can get it done so soon, Virginia… could you serpentine out in the open so we have a bit more time?

Send them paper, that’s their problem.

Ukrainian special forces.

But then it would smell like bird shit outside the oval office as well.

This won’t go away until they release trump’s long-form rape certificate.

Hillary Clinton is bisexual, leaning lesbian, and was having an affair with Anthony Weiner’s wife.

It fits a lot of the behavior and side comments of people close to the situation, including the email scandal and his behavior at the time. But I have no real information and never expect to.

Is it because they’ll only let you inside if you paid a lot of money?

Could there somehow be a new form of life on uranus causing it to be hotter than expected?

Fiction accomplished.