And that there are any more elections

A couple countries in Europe are in the running, and now even Canada too, I’m told.

https://xkcd.com/202/

The people who grow our fucking vegetables, causing food shortages and starvation and even higher prices

I hated the file’s done. He sounded like such a goober on all of em, but that one was extra special annoying

There are plenty of Black cops too.

People like to take pride in their work, even when their work has the effect of harming people they care about.

Zombie apocalypse

We’re surrounded by assholes

The neville chamberlin of america

I think this is unlikely but is still the most likely way he could be contained or even removed

Women compliment each other far more than men do. IIRC this has been researched. Men live in a compliment-deprived world, probably due to toxic masculinity. Women don’t, but the assumption that their compliments are all or mostly insincere, which this comic does, is kind of incely.

Thr whole comic seems like a man’s take, and probably not a very accurate one.

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300 years ago they’d have been burnt at the stake for witchcraft. This isn’t much of an improvement.

Gen X is running for fucking president and vice president, yo.

Because women are not nearly that bitchy to each other after like 7th grade.

In early 1980s, driving to the mall right before Christmas with girlfriend and her mom in their ancient huge Caddilac. It’s a zoo. Girlfriend’s mom consipates the whole parking garage by driving poorly and gridlocking the place. People are honking and yelling at her. She hangs out the window and yells, in a strong Fran Drescher accent: “YOU DON’T HAVE THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!”

What most of the commenters are missing is that the assumption that one has to know how to gamble in order to have a retirement is a broken and stupid USA thing. Nobody should be forced to learn these things in order to not end up on the street. OP clearly has no idea what they are doing-- and so many comments point this out with varying degrees of rudeness, smugness, and shitty attitude-- but the point should be that we are feeding naive investors like these to the lions and that is morally wrong and collectively shortsighted. We all suffer as a society because people like this are being required to make investment decisions and doing that really poorly.

The whole what?

Americans don’t travel enough to give a shit about travel visas. The people who’d be most hurt by limiting those would be the people most likely to have some sense that other countries even exist at all other than as places to bomb or exploit for cheap labor.

Well, true, but Andreassen can suck my cock.