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Look, a hairless biped!

That’s a total misrepresentation of a late soviet playground!

Where are handles and stopper you can kill yourself with while sliding? Where’s the Hole in the end, the one you feed bad kids to (and it starts to call you ‘tovarish’ at some point)? Where’s someone’s dad (also from CheKa) who takes kids out and never returns them.

You can do better Leutenant Squid. That’s said, I forgive you. But you’d not like to know the lenght my tolerance can go.

I don’t know what’s скороварка on English, I guess it’s an easy rice cooking and heating device that can be set on timer. Buy one, then disassemble it and see where heating elements of that thing are. Tape them on you hard drives, better if they are SSDs, set the timer, put it into a wall socket and leave. If you are of adventurous kind, do the same with microwave’s transmitter, pointing it out of the box, but be cautious as fuck because this shit can cook your balls or head in seconds.

or, better yet

You know that most MBs have special contacts for power\reset buttons? You can do two circles to them, one is for you to power up the system normally from some secret button and one from a normal button is to trigger some funsies with things easily triggered by current or heat, like dry gunpowder. So when some ABC agent would try to power up your machine, some funny thing occurs.

and if you are worried about it being disassembled in their lab, print big stickers that stick components to their slots, like OEM fuckers do, and then put cheap razorblades under them near the edge of said stickers. That’s a lifehack nazis and then punks used to deny their posters from getting easily ripped off.

Saudi admins aren’t stupud, but they won’t like to work that hard I believe. Reports is how it’s usualy triggered in nations like these.

My parents just remembered than some decades ago some ukrainians wronged them, so there is a long vile pattern of wrongdoings against russians (and we aren’t really russians lel).

Stay safe as well. And remember: We weirdos aren’t alone as we have each other.

Thank you.

For me, it’s edging on absurdity and feeling like I’m the one who feel like we are going insane, but luckily for me I found my close knit circle of friends who share that feeling and I myself adapted to see everything through some lense of satire. Even though I live in it.

What still hurts tho is how my relatives and people around are so uninformed and hostile to everything ukrainian or just european, even if they talk about relatives there, and then they are just like ‘why they don’t like us’ lol. Yeah, like, no reason. And then they order IKEA-like furniture for their flats because it’s of european quality!

My sanity is saved by my partner, my friends and my still intact trust in people, even if they are dumb af.

Hell yeah. We a cockroaches in their kitchen, never surrender and always persist whatever they like us or not 😉

The Motherland, of course. I was born into her teenage phase of 90\00s and now I see her rapidly becoming one young and salty widow (:

My fuckers blocked catbox.moe, most western news sites and slowed down youtube traffic, but lemmy still flies under radar thankfully. I wish you still have your ways to choose what content you want to consume.

Some shitheads started to spam CSAM and it got cached on other instances too. db0 admin created a tool to check every upload via library of hashes of known dangerous images (not images themselves). Since then, most images are stored locally on instances and aren’t cached by others.

I bet there’s some user from there, not a stranger to reddit and it’s alternatives, that happened to stumble upon it and report it.

I faced that only with different editions of Windows limiting it by itself.

His face in every photo is like: If I zone out while sucking cocks for $20 I can get to the $1000s or $1000000s easily.

My man sucked so much cocks and didn’t get a chance to enjoy the taste of at least one. Truly miserable.

Rotate and tap an imp could be a more realistic option.

You take away their agency and their choice to create a backwards society. We can thank americans for creating a disfunctional corrupt house of cards that felt apart once they left, pepper it with their many crimes, but both Talibs in 2001 and Talibs in 2021 were to pack women in trash bags and make spotty readings of Quran the law once they get a chance. Probably, in coming decades, we’d see how they outlive the influence of murricans and their own overcompensation for that, but I just can’t see how that clique can create anything but conservative manocentric shithole with only variable being if they do or don’t become the worlds first opioid farm.

There is a long tradition of how eastern society functions and how women see themselfes in it, BUUUUUUT

Talibs overtook a country modeled after european states with two decades of gender equality and stuff, and them undoing it is not a return to tradition but self-inflicted barbarism to please 50% sausage havers.

Yet, Talibs are idiots covering their bigotry under their religion like many in the middle east do.

Weak men bring sick times.

Taliban bringing the year of the Linux desktop closer wasn’t on my bingo card.

Jokes, but I’m surprised how these misogynistic shitheads can reproduce with how they are afraid of women.