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Shiver me timbers yer the safest pirate in the fleet!
agent_nycto@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•What I feel like every fucking time I wake up and read this morning's news of a superpower becoming its worst.
123·4 days agoThen why are you posting about it in a shitposting instance?! I get that things are bad right now. Really bad. But can’t we have one corner of Lemmy, just one, where we can just post silly shit? A wee break? It’s all over everyone’s feed everywhere else.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I expect to hear nothing from the right when the US goes all out celebrating Trumps inevitable departure from the realm of the living.
24·5 days agoIf it posts news in the shit post it gets the corn again
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News@lemmy.world•Betty Boop and 'Blondie' enter the public domain in 2026, accompanied by a trio of detectives
12·7 days agoWould’ve have Popeye without Betty tho, which means we would’ve lost Ww2. You see how fast he made war ships?
We are the part of the universe with consciousness so if we decide it isn’t arbitrary then it isn’t.
Besides I like new years eve, it’s a good time for reflection, resetting my motivation and optimism and an excuse to party all night
agent_nycto@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•onions were considered a symbol of life to ancient Egyptians.
1·16 days agoIt’s the nature of memetic humor in isolated groups, it’s an in joke everyone is in on
Oh ok I thought you were saying the comic was dei and I was like, wut
Why’d you title it dei?
Things ai could never recreate
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Will an anti advertisement movement ever materialize?
2·23 days agoTell me you’re terminally online without telling me you’re terminally online
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News@lemmy.world•Your grocery store is a bewildering sea of overly processed food. Here’s why and what to do
21·24 days agoAre you seriously advocating that people shouldn’t bother to know how to make food for themselves? Because instead of suggesting we bring back home ec, get better wages and be less insulting to people who can’t cook, which would ask be improvements to everything, you’re saying we should throw in the towel.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•If you are a guy living with a woman you know THIS
221·24 days agoEveryone should put the lid down because the top lid is to keep poop mist from covering everything.
This why I’ve lived with many a woman and never experienced this, and we respect each other enough not to clutter up the sink and also not have the shitter be out and open for everyone.
Fyi that’s a photo.
agent_nycto@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•posting an actual shitpost each day till I stop seeing regular news posts here #2
2·27 days agoLike most great history, this was an oppsie daisy
agent_nycto@lemmy.worldto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What's the oldest video game you still find yourself playing?
2·27 days agoI freaking loved dungeon keeper
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I didn't have to post all of my old corn pics. no one made me. I did this to myself. for no reason.
1·28 days agoShitposting is about low effort. Besides I made like 50 of these that’s effort.
agent_nycto@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•posting an actual shitpost each day till I stop seeing regular news posts here #2
3·28 days agoI did with this post I think. It sorta took off on it’s own.


But guys we can’t use violence in our protests because then people will be violent at us they would use that as an excuse ok? That wouldn’t shoot us in the head of we aren’t being violent!