I’m just impressed you engineered a snow fort with a door that opens.

The Dark Lady of DNA is a pretty good biography of Rosalind Franklin. Watson was a piece of shit.

Whenever someone asks why women haven’t made any great contributions to science, he’s part of the reason we don’t hear about them.

Imma 'bout to go toss an irradiated, used tampon on his grave.

I steal it from behind the ice rink.

This is delightful. I haven’t quinzhee camped since I was a teenager, but once my friends and I made one tall enough to stand in with the help of a friendly gravekeeper and his backhoe.

Send him to pick flowers…

Guys, is farming gay?

I thought this was “I’m 14 and this is deep.”

It goes by percentage of body volume. To save money simply chop off your leg to become 4-12% more penis.

Go outside at least once a day when I don’t need to be outside.

Conservisplanation

It is a God given fact that:

Penis = man

Vagina = woman

*Intersex = not part of the data

∴ more penis = more man

Meaning some men are more woman than trans women, so it’s epistemologically easier to ban the heretical practice of making a conservative think.

This is my favorite dick cheney deathpost so far.

I’d like to invest in your R&D