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Cake day: July 2nd, 2023

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  • When people type 70wpm andit it requires thier full attention, it seems intuitive that this is a bottleneck. I just don’t believe that’s the typical state of affairs for most devs. Most management, sure.

    I’m not saying there aren’t some code that get written that is braindead simple and have a lot of keystrokes (builders come to mind) but modern IDEs will generate them for you. We already had a plethora of deterministic code generation tools at our fingertips.


  • After overshooting and dinging the meat cooler, popping my 3 year old out of the cart and me squatting down to have a heart-to-heart:

    "Look, buddy, I’m not blaming you. You’re still learning. We learn every day.

    But the navigator is a crucial role here. I need you to to call out the distance and sharpness of the turns so that I as the driver can execute the maneuvers"

    Him, nodding in agreement “Executing the maneuvers”

    “That’s right buddy. We’ll work on it. What’s next on the list?”

    “Beers for the boys”

    “That’s right, buddy.”





  • It’s absolutely mind boggling to me.

    Like, even if you accept the premise.

    Like, let’s riff. Let’s “yes AND” this.

    Jesus comes back. He descends from the sky, bathing in a heavenly glow. Lands himself right on the deck of the Ford.

    “Hey guys, you did it. I’m here. What’s up?”

    “Jesus, Lord and Savior, we’ve done your work.”

    “Ah, this vessel is one of mercy and service… feeding the hungry, healing the sick?”

    “Uh, no, it’s a weapons platform. We just blew up a school full of kids, actually”

    “…”

    “Also to build this ship a ton of money was spent and a bunch of kids are hungry and homeless and we could have helped them but we didn’t”

    “…”

    Like… motherfucker. If there is exactly one moment of your life that you’re praying Jesus DOESN’T come back, this should be it.