Now look up Proctalgia Fugax

Great taste but awful execution.

Also the guy who invented it learned the practice from a ghost during a seance

Breaking news: this slop is sloppy

So you’ll move to an even more locked down OS? Out of the pan, into the fire?

Just wait until you find out who owns the media

More like the US is Israel’s military arm in the rest of the world

The manual release is only accessible from the inside as well, so even if the driver gets out, you get to watch your kid burn in a car seat because you can’t open the door from the outside

The funny part is, the doors have a manual release on the inside, Tesla owners are just too dumb to read the user manual.

The not funny part is, the ones in the back are deep inside the bottom of the door, there’s no possible way a child in a car seat could open the back door in an emergency.

Opening Doors with No Power https://share.google/NmVMGXKowzwXKUKxF

The CEO of my company makes almost $40,000 a day and all he has to do is play kissyface with congressmen.

The mouse at by shared office computer still has a fucking ball in it.

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You guys don’t understand, he’s playing chess /s

Friendly reminder that baggage fees were supposed to be a temporary measure to help airlines recover after 9/11 crashed their stocks.

I actually got a free NFT in some kind of sweepstakes. It’s probably worth negative money now.

It did get me 3 free drinks at a music festival so there’s like +50 bucks in value right there.

You don’t shoot a guy in the dick, Butters

I don’t think it’s fedi but I like odysee

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It takes a lot more effort than it’s worth. They use multiple layers of tracking to enforce the ban.

An IP ban is just layer 1. You’ll have to change your IP address and your location.

After that, they use fingerprinting data. It’s actually terrifying how much a website can gather on you. They know what devices you use, screen resolution, operating system, hardware specs, browser cache, cookies, what fonts you have installed, basically everything about your phone or computer can be tracked with browser fingerprinting.

After fingerprinting, they track your habits on the site. What subs your old account was subscribed to / active in, what kind of stuff you upvote and comment on, how you “talk” in comments, hell probably even your typing cadence.

Your best bet would be to stay off the site for a few months, and use a new device with an anti-tracking browser and a “residential” VPN.

OR… You can just hang out here and help this community grow. Reddit sucks balls now anyway, help us make a better one.