I’m not in love with the shape of you, egg.

Any way the moose goes, doesn’t really matter to me. To me.

I’m guessing this ship has been in the Mexican naval fleet since the 1500s.

Dillhenge

I’ve never understood kinks that involve toilets.

Neither

I pronounce it data. Guess I thought everyone did.

Peeps are panicking.

It also ain’t easy bein’ cheesy…

This guy was great in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.

At that price it’s difficult to keep your sunny side up.

Zigged. Should’ve zagged.

Air quotes don’t count as exercise no matter how many sets you do.

I’m saying someone may have toyed with the erection results.

These erections are rigged!

I’ll stick with the new car scent.

OMG

Right in the butt?

Same