Literally the plot of Another Crab’s Treasure.

I don’t know about your country specifically, but here in France hunters regularly shoot at cyclists. Their main union even complained about a new law imposing a legal limit of blood alcohol content during hunting sessions.

The original DOOM is entirely playable on a keyboard, though. It’s essentially a 2D game, as you can’t look up or jump.

But they still ask for my DoB when I open a store page for a horror game.

On Windows 10, it is not possible to have different audio volumes for left and right. The control exists in the UI but does not work, both channels move in sync when you change them.

The NGage even used literal SD cards.

What? VHS is perfectly fine. I don’t even have a color TV

This is how you sound BTW. 4k or even 1080p is objectively better than DVDs’ 480p. There is no reason to still use them other than cost or being a contrarian.

No hard drive and no GPU is trivial.

No RAM is harder, but I guess it’s possible if you use an SSD or magnetic tapes as memory (albeit extremely slow).

You can actually text him, he canonically sets appointments over text.

Jokes aside, the fact that Wine defaults to mounting your entire drive to the fake Windows environment is a major security issue. This whole project is a major engineering feat but the user experience is so bad it can have disastrous consequences.

He doesn’t sound so based anymore…

Schopenhauer is based.

https://biblioklept.org/2013/06/06/on-noise-arthur-schopenhauer/

Android TV is absolute garbage. It’s horrible to use with a remote, is full of ads, and is somehow sluggish on a 1.5GHz quad core.

I only watch extraterrestrial TV.

4? What do you mean?

Blow, my bully boys, blow

He is always right.

Except for that one time.

Same as systemd, PipeWire, Wayland, Flatpak… basically, it’s new therefore it is bad.

I have a fun story about this.

I once purchased buldak at my local supermarket, not knowing what it was. I thought they were regular instant noodles.

They were actually painful. I had to drink an entire glass of water between every mouthful. I eventually gave up.

A few days after, I randomly stumbled upon a news article about the exact same product that I bought being recalled in Denmark (I live in France) because it caused abdominal pains and vomiting.

Would be funny if he did tbh.