In North America the secret police arrest you for using a graphics driver to access the dark web

US: commits war crime

Hmm how can I make this about China

Just wait until you learn about Windows 2000

Are you trying to get people to send you beheading videos?

Mr. Evrart is helping me find my gun

Whoever it was, no it wasn’t, they were at my house.

Propaganda works. Bill Gates’s tax evasion and PR foundation has managed to whitewash his reputation in a lot of circles.

Call me an optimist, but given billionaires’s propensity to buy supposed journalism outlets, I think it’s better to ask “why is this news” than “why isn’t this news”.

Maybe think in numbers if you’re more inclined to think like that? 10 million is 7 zeroes, in base-3 means the you “buy” the 6 zero unit and you got one (10) left; In base-4 you “buy” the 4 zero unit and you get 3 (1000) left.

It helps to memorize million and billion both ways since those are what you’ll be using most, and are good signposts.

I would comment “The only ship I care about is the one sending you straight into the Sun”, but there’s a best case scenario that’s only weird without warranting that.

You let one ant stand up to us, then they all might stand up. Those puny little ants outnumber us a hundred to one. And if they ever figure that out, there goes our way of life! It’s not about food. It’s about keeping those ants in line.

S tier funniest shit I’ve ever seen: Loss reference

Now I have something to try when I get home

This is why they invented notation. Just to be safe

How about just cuddling and talking about our favorite distros.

Arch btw

I think the first 2 or 4 have heavy gay culture connotations, but can be adapted to mean any man.

Maybe she thinks she’s not very good at it

August is the 8th month though.

It doesn’t help that you named the video “Top mounts bottom and gets taken for a ride. Hands-free satisfaction.”

Hello, based department?