If you take every Tesla ever sold, production costs included, does it even get to that much?

Perhaps less useful now, but it never sat right with me that Namco has a patent for minigames during loading screens.

Are basement fuckers shed fuckers who haven’t committed to the shed fucker life?

Now if it never pops at least it’s funny that he lost a bunch of money

Sending you my gayest thoughts.

I’m gonna need you to verify these

That’s doubly true for people with vegan or even vegetarian diets. There are a lot of vegetable protein sources, but not many are convenient if you’re counting calories and want something low-cal and relatively cheap to replace a meal without much effort.

Also, it’s weird to call it a fad. I remember seeing infomercials for protein shakes and pyramid schemes involving them since I was a kid.

He’s marrying David Duke though

Shout out to dogs for losing some of their thinking skills in order to understand humans better. Y’all are real af

It’s supposed to be a quote from Tropic Thunder where Robert Downey Jr’s character is speaking Mandarin very poorly, but I couldn’t find the actual words he spoke so I just machine translated it, which I think keeps the spirit of bad translation lol.

See if you can figure out what he’s actually saying

我的头水没了。我要那个electrolytes给我的小豆脑，很constipated

Is your door hinge making a weird noise?

That’s the excuse she gives, but it’s more like that she wants to use criminals to do crimes in a way that the government can’t be blamed for

Dehumanizing:

In this household we don’t talk about the implications of Pokemon and we definitely don’t talk about Pokemon Lore.

And we definitely, definitely don’t talk about leaked Pokemon lore.

I like this one, it looks like a shrimp

Pokérus

I assume for the same reason Lenin supported Arthur Henderson.

At present, British Communists very often find it hard even to approach the masses, and even to get a hearing from them. If I come out as a Communist and call upon them to vote for Henderson and against Lloyd George, they will certainly give me a hearing. And I shall be able to explain in a popular manner, not only why the Soviets are better than a parliament and why the dictatorship of the proletariat is better than the dictatorship of Churchill (disguised with the signboard of bourgeois “democracy”), but also that, with my vote, I want to support Henderson in the same way as the rope supports a hanged man—that the impending establishment of a government of the Hendersons will prove that I am right, will bring the masses over to my side, and will hasten the political death of the Hendersons and the Snowdens just as was the case with their kindred spirits in Russia and Germany.

I might be doing good DSA chapters wrong by comparing them to the Labour guy who doesn’t like strikes lol

The Holy Ghost watched. That’s why the Vatican is the Holy See