It takes at least two lines for that

I think you can still eat chicken if you have that

That profession is called a gaslighter. It has always been called that. You must be going insane if you think it was ever called anything else.

“You see, Your Honor, after being murdered the victim had sex with a teenage boy, whose sperm washed away the other sperm”

A clock spinning rapidly backwards is right multiple times a day though.

Guess it’ll be fine to nuke every US city, as long as there’s no plan to occupy the rubble afterwards

Crazy how this keeps happening

I should neglect more language lessons

So I put a salmon on my head, which was the style at the time

Guess I’m throwing out all of my underwear

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It was one of those Quiet Riots hard rock fans keep talking about

100k Australians are the cause of the Iraq War 😔

“WHO TF GAVE THE (HARD R)S RIGHTS?”

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At least some good news came out of this then