Tried to order a croissant at a gas station in Oregon once — I lived there, but my French accent turns croissant into a whole performance.

The Mexican woman behind the counter couldn’t see what I meant (glass case + clutter) or understand, we both laughed a lot, and I ended up with the croissant and a breakfast burrito.

Could’ve been worse.

BOMBA CALABRESE. Sorry, I can’t say it in lowercase. It’s just crushed peperoncini and oil. Yummmmm I put it on pizza, in soup, curry, stew, I dip my cheeses and fingers in it.

Cholula for eggs but it’s hard to find around here.

I’ll be on the lookout for Valentina as it’s been brought up often in this thread.

They make pretty flowers too.

Those bathroom products could be mine. Are you a freezy hair/curly hair hopeful person?

It’s not the absence of youth that makes women less beautiful. It’s the absence of representation.

Men at 45: “distinguished.” Women at 45: “expired.” It’s not biology—it’s storytelling. We don’t see ugly old men as ugly—we see them as powerful, confidant, sexy. We don’t see aging women at all.

That’s not nature. That’s propaganda

Blergh

Ouuuuh, look at those knees you slut

This is sarcasm… Or satire - not sure of the differences

I think nokturne might have read “from Al Green”. I did at first

Ok. I curl into depression, hold anxiety tight, and put noise cancelling headset. I think I’m winning this S.A.D. game

Ok 😕. I pet anxiety then

Birthday suite, eh. Stylistic choice or can’t draw clothes? Either way it’s super cute and I wanna pet depression

Seems legit

Those look like they’re straight out from The Boys. You know like… dressed up for the job but slightly not exactly up for said job

Screenshot of a serendipitous posts alignment

I… what… I was a waitress in the 2000’s. I was unsure about the job security so during my lunch break one day, I went to the phone company shop next door where they hired me, so reading your story was really unsettling until that point. Turned out I was bored with the city and left for another country shortly after. Didn’t buy bitcoin later.

I I’d say Lee Pace

Ouuuhh interesting! Watcha gonna study?

There are apple links in the US and they are delicious.