I’m having trouble to understand how it really looks but in my head, I’m picturing such a weird and awesome place, a bit like the one I Lakentown from the hobbit.

Bit too steep. $2.50 for a comma, $3 for a semi-colon. Through Wise.

Can I buy a comma or a semi-colon?

Foot knives… heeehhee

I feel like I walked on a rake after a perfect catwalk reading you. Love it.

Fair enough… but I’d also help the gardener-feeder out and cut a little bit of the tall grass, dandelions, weeds, Luzern, buttercups… Instead, he seems like a run of the mill poppy addict with a tomatoes munchie habit. NIMBY!

I have a deer who visits my garden and only eats the flowers - not the plant of the flowers, mind you, just the fucking petals, in particular the poppies-, and the heads of my tomatoes… there’s grass the entire fucking place. Like, whhhhyyyyyy???

Please tell me what “mentally ill” looks like, because I had a great second date but I did steal his socks (I did left mine in exchange to be fair). But now I worry he might think me unhinge.

What do you use it with if not with headphone jack nor Bluetooth?

The body is what bugs me: I got it for an old-school feel but I found it way too light. And yeah, the buttons are not at all intuitive. I’m overall disappointed

Find the answer to the prompt “what is it like dating me”

Every non German speakers get a tickle when they understand one. I feel like I’m part of a secret circle when I do

Il est où le cu-cul, elle est où la té-tête?

Now don’t go hate on frozen veggies, they did nothing wrong

That’s a mouse! I thought it was a koala.

Panda Lux (Swiss German or rather German from Switzerland): https://youtu.be/oJrjzw7iYHQ

Garlic bread… /Snort

I read it, kept scrolling, 3 scrolls later it hit me. Frantically scrolled back to say that I read it, kept scrolling, and how good this slow hit was.

I tried so hard, but could never manage to block all their domains. Pinterest is the sole reason I dug very deep into ad blockers’ settings and lost so much time trying to forever shut them up, to no avail.

I was fresh off the plane moving to London and was lugging a massive and heavy suitcase up the stairs in the tube. Now, mind you, Londoners are exceptional commuters and I must have interrupted the proper flow, but one of them, very smartly dressed in a three piece sutie, just grabbed my suitcase with one hand, and left it up the staircase, kept on going at a brisk pace, not a single world, not a single glance. To this day, I’m not sure if it was kindness or sheer irritation at my cluelessness about Tube etiquette. Either way, it still makes me laugh every time I think about it.