Came here to say this. They make a joke about how many adds are on the Internet in an episode of Futurama that aired in 2000.

Haha I was going to say you’re about to get shot in a foreign country.

The petunias don’t want to eliminate the other half of the US population.

Jenny got you with the fake number too, huh?

Have you considered that progressives don’t have very much money?

Get a passport and leave. Figure the rest out while you’re not in a concentration camp. MILLIONS of Jewish people fled Germany this way.

Maybe we’ll finally wake up and realize this country was not built on good intentions and is operating as intended.

Yeah but it’s a compilation of news stories and the part about bees is relatively short.

Here’s a pretty solid explanation of the problem and how it remains unsolved today, for anyone interested.

Fun fact: most rubber is synthetic and made of plastic now, including car tires.

It’s a culture of repressed violence. Once you see it, it’s bursting out of every seam that holds this country together.

TBH, it feels like social media always needed some back door business like this to make it profitable.

Mushrooms.

That’s part of the issue. I don’t think many people thought the hurricane was going to cause the damage it did until it actually happened.

Charges are insane. Like too crazy for the feds to take to court if they’re just trying to defame him. Accepting luxury travel and bribes from Turkey? Like what? The mayor of New York?

That’s too ridiculous to be a lie.

They’re everywhere. I saw them in Hawaii and locals make fun of people that have salt life merch. I think it’s a clothing brand marketed to people with boats and sport fishermen.

Not sure about other countries, but America’s submarine force is volunteer. You wouldn’t be forced onto a submarine.

I was on a sub and I chose it because being instantaneously crunched sounded better than starving in a life boat.

Russia is the only navy that has submarines that even compete with America’s so not sure what you’re talking about there. Russian submarine hulls are made out of titanium and can dive ~1000 feet deeper than the US’s. In a lot of cases, they have much better submarines than we do.

Part of the reason the cold war was so scary was because of the supremecy of their submarines. Didn’t you ever see The Hunt for Red October???

Also, America has lost 2 nuclear submarines to accidents, the thresher and the scorpion. The thresher was during trials after repair, and (along with the loss of the challenger space shuttle) gave rise to modern day Quality Assurance practices in engineering disciplines.

Sex is free, fun, and everyone can do it. We can’t have that in capitalism, why would people work for money?

Drug deals and OF girls can be good people, but someone who judges people based on the nature of their labor can’t.