Welcome to the Fascist States of America

Damned 5 cent titanium taxes.

Edit: methinks people missed the Futurama reference

Unfortunately, it’s up

I have to listen to this remix whenever I hear the UNATCO music now: https://youtu.be/odfCTFPyZCo

Incorrect. This is just memes.

Also, processed cheese is simply cheese with emulsifiers added to it.

Unless you’re talking specifically about Kraft “cheese product” singles.

Okay, now imagine, like OP said in another comment: would you eat this entire thing if doing so undid 47’s presidency?

Same

Quite literally my response when I walked past the TV with news about it, lol

Out of a canon.

Into the sun.

Yeah, they aren’t even real!

Meanwhile, here in America, we’re gonna have god-damned firing squad execution:

https://apnews.com/article/firing-squad-death-penalty-south-carolina-sigmon-05000e874b12bb67c00832c2230f42c8

We really need to stop with the threats. It’s not helping.

We need to start chopping off heads ASAP.

💯💯💯💯💯

To cripple Amazon, you’d need to cripple a lot of the Internet, since they use AWS:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazon_Web_Services

Can we remove the orange menace with the same method?

Man, talk about copium.

Yet another asshole businessman with a business plan to fuck over the good name of Tesla.

Do people ever get good dialogue options? My choices always suck.

THAT would have been fucking funny!

What, keeping a rag on hand to wipe away the fog on the windshield every 3 minutes isn’t safe enough?