It’s the NY Post, they’re what would happen if the Onion rotted away.

The game plan is to get a violent response from the proletariat to lock the country down into martial law, and rule by deadly force. He becomes king, and his billionaire donors get more money (especially from for-profit detention centers).

He continues to either bring up, or gets asked about, the Insurrection Act. Problem is, he doesn’t have a legitimate reason to use it yet. Sure, he could probably imvoke it now since he has lawful immunity, but the optics wouldn’t align, so he has to help stoke the fire.

The billionaires, meanwhile, have insulated themselves from wrongdoing by the grander populace, as they’ve benefitted from decades long propaganda about “earning” their wealth. Meanwhile having sufficient power to influence laws and regulations, while building their own “escape” plans (bunkers, foreign investments and properties, etc.). Not to mention, loyalist security forces, including the National Guard (a private donation paid their whole next paycheck).

Blue shell the rich.

Nope! Mostly golfers. Farmers never cared for DST.

Don’t do Pearlmania5000 like that!

The problem is: he is charismatic to other dipshits with diarrhea of the mouth.

Those have increased since he left office. You think he’s out there pushing those buttons or something?

What meritocracy? A bunch of white dudes born into privilege that allows them the opportunities that the average person doesn’t have?

If you can’t make your own [weight loss drugs] at home, store bought is fine.

For building a community?

Yeah, you definitely need to throw it at pigs, then, if they are stopping you from uplifting society.

“You disgust me! Go on.”

Those “clot shot” idiots, JFC. The J&J vaccine had a higher stroke risk than Moderna, so they jumped on it trying to “warn” everyone that getting the vaccine was terrible.

Meanwhile, stroke risk is higher in COVID patients without any vaccine. But can’t let facts seep into their ivermectin-soaked noggins.

Please use Calvin instead of a right wing asshat.

And inside their homes. Fuck em. No rest for the wicked.

The fuck. I had a sword in my car that I forgot, 20+ years ago, and got more community service. They wanted me in jail for 5 years.

Can we hang him by his toes yet?

Right?

Several years back, when I was trying college for the 3rd time, on Halloween night, I was heading back to my bike at the bike rack to find a black cat sitting on my seat. It ran off as I approached, as usual, but I thanked it for protecting my transportation, and had a grin on my face for the 10 minute ride back home.

I can feel it, comin’ in your hair tonight.

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